cheeze ums

It is white it tastes like cheese, good girls swallow, it can only come from stroking the dick back and forth
" in my the face harder , just pullout I don't have birth control". CHEEZE UMS
by Hey my name is big john January 03, 2017
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buff um

telling someone to shine your balls with there mouth when they are being disrespectfull you use this word.
you you are gay.buff um you punk
by mikeant February 14, 2008
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Um/Uh

A word liars say to prevent being caught lying. It’s simple for example UHHHH YEAH IM A SMARTASS

Avoid using those words please..
Ay bro did you do the homework if you didn’t your fucking dead.
UM/UH YEAH
by AQUAR1US4LIF3 June 04, 2023
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No see ums

TWACKED OUT OF YOUR MIND FOR TO MANY DAYS
I wasgoing on my 5th day twacked and looked quickly around and spotted a no see ums
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um bal

It means the person is sweet loving and protective
I’m such an um bal You know
Yeah I know
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Is what you say when someone is leading someone else to a conclusion that they wouldn’t have otherwise drawn without your input. They use this all the time in courtroom dramas and I’ve seen some of those which means I’m technically a layer. No big deal or anything...
Hym “He was clearly NOT going to say ‘wisdom.’ He said ‘FREEDOM’ and was not going to say wisdom until YOU said wisdom. So... Um, leading the witness your honor! That’s the second time in those clips that you did it too! You did it to the other guy too!”

Dr. Moses Aaronson “Wouldn’t you say that the conclusion you’re trying to draw is the conclusion I want you draw and that I already have drawn in the past?”

Professor Junior Senior-Esquire the 3rd “Why YES! I was! I was going to say that! And I was in no way lead to that conclusion by you leading me there! I’m not here to be a sycophantic yes man whose sole purpose is to affirm your subjective interpretation of the Bible!”

Hym “Ha! Ridiculous! I just saved everyone reading this the trouble of watching your Exodus lecture. That’s all it is. You aggregating your cronies to affirm your propositional ethic. ‘God is too perfect for anyone to be around so I, Dr. Jeeple Jorpson, need to act as an intermediary for it’s will! You need the structure I provide because you can’t be trusted to make decisions because you are basically an animal to me! Or worse if you’re Hym!”
by Hym Iam November 27, 2022
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um im thirtheen

A way of flexing that your 13, and able to cum. Mainly used by the male gender, since we all know, females can't cum.
human1: LOL i bet ur like 9
human2: um im thirtheen
by pablo the picasso September 09, 2021
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