Ultimawebs

Shitty site which deeko pwns

Deeko>Ultima, you know im right.

by ... November 15, 2003

Ultimate cleansing

When you're so drunk that you feel sick, and on your way to the bathroom you suddenly get the urge to take a shit. You choose to save time and multitask, while the stream of liquor filled shit and piss explode in the toilet, you throw up in the sink. When the process is complete you feel reborn.

Guy1: Oh dude my toilet stinks something fierce.
Guy2: Yeah i had to do an Ultimate Cleansing.

by Grews January 19, 2009

Ultimair

UltimAir is a brand-name Bra making company. It is not as popular as Victorias Secret.

Girl: Hey, do you know where I can get some UltimAir?
Clerk: You should consider Victoria's Secret since they make bras that are fashionable and not plain.

by UltimAir October 21, 2009

Ultimaybe

When you think you are giving an ultimatum, but there are really a whole lot of answers you will accept.

Person A: "I totally gave Bob an ultimatum yesterday when I said that he has to choose between me and his girlfriend, but he said he chooses us both, so we're all good."
Person B: "So it's really more of an ultimaybe."

by Wow, All the Names are Taken September 4, 2010

Ultimate Suckage

Something which ultimately sucks

The ribs at that rib joint are ultimate suckage.

by droolzzz June 29, 2011

Ultimate Plunger

When the girl rides you while you take a crap. When you want to release your bowls and get off with your partner at the same time.

"I did the ultimate plunger with my girl the other day."

by Craptasktic December 5, 2011

Ultimate Rice Platter

The conglomerate of semen splatter that an Asian male has projected onto the body of another person.

Dude, the chick in that one hentai had an ultimate rice platter that covered her whole body, after Samurai Ozuku was done with her!

by Perineum-Pope June 13, 2015