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Similar to an ultimatum, but one where the answer is truly "maybe" to both possibilities. In most cases an ultimaybe is much harder to deal with than an ultimatum due to it's confusing unanswerable nature.
Person A: You should really go to the dance with your girlfriend instead of that really pretty girl you're not actually in a relationship with.

Person B: But... I could be...

Person A: Doubtful.

Person B: Huh... this is an Ultimaybe. I'll never know what the right choice was, ever.
Ultimaybe by Jamilex August 29, 2010
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When you think you are giving an ultimatum, but there are really a whole lot of answers you will accept.
Person A: "I totally gave Bob an ultimatum yesterday when I said that he has to choose between me and his girlfriend, but he said he chooses us both, so we're all good."
Person B: "So it's really more of an ultimaybe."

Ultimate Team

Boy, I am so glad nobody else did this. Ultimate Team has ruined all of EA's sports games such as Madden, FIFA, and NBA Live. Ultimate Team features microtransactions, which means that probably lots of people are going to spend money on Ultimate Team. It worked. People are now grinding for hours , spending hundreds of dollars on this one game mode, just to competitive online. Seeing this mode vanish from their games would earn my heart to a boil. Fuck you EA.
Ultimate Team drove me off a cliff from insanity
Ultimate Team by Bonehead5000 April 24, 2020

Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her. 

Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her.
Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her.

Ultimate Dilemma 

The state a person finds themselves in when they have diarrhea and have to throw up at the same time.
Ted had eaten a bad batch of clams which landed him in the bathroom, when he was faced with the "ultimate dilemma."

Does he get off the toilet and regurgitate in it, and take the chance on soiling himself from additional diarrhea, or does he try to reach for the bathtub while on the toilet, and chance throwing up all over his clothes?
Ultimate Dilemma by Kraegarth October 14, 2012

ultimate shit 

Something of the highest caliber. The best. Can be used in lieu of "the shit" when "the shit" just doesn't cut it. Made famous by the YouTube video "BAD ASS ULTIMATE Little Kid"
Das some ultimate shit right dere.
ultimate shit by sandstorm810 December 6, 2011

Ultimate Perk 

A magical place in Andover, Massachusetts in which is guarded and distributed the sweet sweet succulent nectars of God's magnificent tits.
Bob: Hey what should we do today?
Jackmerius: Partake in the sweet sweet succulent nectar of God's magnificent tits?
Bob: Sooooo.... Ultimate Perk?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jackmerius: You mean the coffee place?
Bob: You large, foolish ass hat, it is so much more than just a coffee place. It is dreams. And that which breaks dreams. And souls. And that which births and which destroys souls. Come, Jackmerius, and I will lead you to salvation.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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