Twotswatting

A girl who prevents another girl from getting laid.

Like CockBlocking for girls.

Originally from Dane Cook stand up

Jenny: Wow Kelly why'd you tell that guy I had a boyfriend, I could've brought him home, you need to stop Twotswatting.

Kelly: Hah.

by True Fantasy Football Boss January 10, 2010

twoasted

Being drunk and high off weed at the same time.

Man, I went to the club last night and I was twoasted!

by lala sd gurl September 3, 2010

Topsheeting

The act of sleeping ON TOP of a made bed or mattress.

1. I was soo tired last night i just topsheeted.
2.I woke up and made my bed, realising i was still tired so, I topsheeted.
3.My bed is made really well, I'll just topsheet.
4. Topsheeting is how i sleep on hot nights

by Charlie Warley December 30, 2010

Twobs

Friends who are wannabe twins

Kim and Susan are such twobs

by osnapitzaseahorse June 19, 2016

Topshop

A British clothing line and retail store that also sells other lines. Kate Moss and the Jenner sisters have endorsed Topshop. Adidas has collaborated with them. The store is pricey but affordable. Beyonce has been seen in their apparel. They also have student discounts.

Where did you get your Bomber?

Topshop. They have them in black and olive green. Only 100 dollars. I

by Neila96 May 30, 2016

twosing

when you and your best friend twin at losing in life

me: i burnt my tongue
her: me too
me: twosing

by twosers December 11, 2016

topsky

SkyFish's ALT fucker who fucks people up

TopSky is such a fucker!

by some g@y f@ggot January 18, 2018