1. John you are a fucking twit whistle grow the fuck up!
2. You guys are a bunch of twit whistles leave me alone,
3. Tom is the biggest twit whistle ever he is so mean to everyone in the office!
4. My wife is being such a twit whistle to me today so she isn't getting laid tonight!
2. You guys are a bunch of twit whistles leave me alone,
3. Tom is the biggest twit whistle ever he is so mean to everyone in the office!
4. My wife is being such a twit whistle to me today so she isn't getting laid tonight!
by Idisownbikesnobs June 5, 2016
Get the Twit Whistlemug. A different dialect of the word twat. Also can be used as a shortened version of nitwit. Twit is a much less harsh version of twat, comparable to thot is to hoe, but similar to thot one could take offense to.
Used as a blunt way to describe a foolish person.
Used as a blunt way to describe a foolish person.
I saw some absolute twit just try to put a crayon in an electric pencil sharpener.
Oi mate, lookat this twit jaywalkin' o'er there!
Oi mate, lookat this twit jaywalkin' o'er there!
by Cucktagon September 28, 2019
Get the Twitmug. by hoenumerouno March 21, 2019
Get the twit bitchmug. Twit That! said with sarcasm cuts down to size someone who delivers a short quip or witty statement with which they are ridiculously self satisfied.
by Donttellmumthebabysittersdisco February 23, 2010
Get the Twit That!mug. When, for reasons beyond your control, you must revoke an update you entered on your Twitter account.
My twitter entry (in jest): ‘Wanting to foray into politics, thinking about selling a seat on the Metro-Urban Fellowship Leadership Committee to the highest bidder.’
A random co-worker (later, by the water cooler): “Haha, I saw your twitter entry! That’s so hilarious!”
Me: “Try telling that to the boss. He made me Twit-back. Jerk!”
A random co-worker (later, by the water cooler): “Haha, I saw your twitter entry! That’s so hilarious!”
Me: “Try telling that to the boss. He made me Twit-back. Jerk!”
by Veronica & Jughead January 16, 2009
Get the Twit-backmug. An individual who taunts others for doing something they have to do, when it's the taunter's fault they even had to do it to begin with.
Jordan: Hey Kyrsten, why don't you go hang out with that 70 year old you like so much?
Kyrsten: If you weren't such a twit, Jordan, and had helped me move my furniture when I asked, I wouldn't have had to ask a real man to help me!
Kyrsten: If you weren't such a twit, Jordan, and had helped me move my furniture when I asked, I wouldn't have had to ask a real man to help me!
by SickOTheSickos March 1, 2020
Get the twitmug. "Twit" is an abbreviation of "Trump wannabe inbred traitor(s)". "Twit" is the absolute harshest thing you can call a Trump supporter! A Twit puts Donald Trump and the Republican Party over their country. They believe that the 2020 election was stolen, despite that all of the United States intelligence agencies confirmed that President Joe Biden won the election. These people are insurrectionist sympathizers (if they themselves didn’t take part in the insurrection). These people are traitors to the United States of America, and they prefer a dictatorship over democracy. They likely have 3-5 Trump flags on their jacked-up ‘78 Chevy pickup truck. They constantly spread misinformation about COVID-19 and outlandish conspiracy theories. The only three people that twits listen to are Donald Trump, Sean Hannity, and Tucker Carlson. They are the absolute scum of the earth!
by Deweyf September 7, 2021
Get the TWITmug.