twitness

Derogatory term for someone whom da speaker feels is too much of a pathetic wimpy no-account to give "viable or reliable" testimony in court.

Da term "twitness" can also refer to a clueless lout who just habitually appears in court to testify at every hearing, even though he did not actually possess actual knowledge of any of said cases --- for example, in da Uncle Remus tale, "Brer Rabbit and the Calico", Brer Fox felt like a total "twitness" when --- as a result of Brer Rabbit's "trickin' him again" by showing him a sheet of paper and claiming dat it was a "sub-peena", knowing dat Brer Fox was illiterate and so he could not actually examine said page to determine whether or not it was actually an official order from da court --- he pantingly scurried over to da Fort Miller court house and was contemptuously told by da court clerk dat he was in fact NOT scheduled to testify at any hearings dat day! As he found out later, da whole thing had merely been a ruse to get Brer Fox away from his house for a while, so dat Brer Rabbit could stop by there himself and tell Brer Fox's "ol' lady" dat Brer Fox had sent her a written message (and confidently presenting her wif da very same sheet of paper as "proof" of what he was claiming, knowing dat Mrs. Fox couldn't read, either) asking her to give Brer Rabbit da sack of fresh meat dat he'd recently brought her to stash in da cool cellar for later consumption.

by QuacksO March 8, 2023

Twit-winker

A twat or twit on twitter who follows every tweet with a winking smiley, as if whoever they're talking is far too dumb to understand a joke when they see one.

"@randomannoyingfriend lol, maybe you'll just have to marry the cat ;)"

"@othertwitterfag ;) totally, only if you would first ;)"

Fuckin Twit-winkers.

by Rick The Mullet Man August 30, 2011

Twit

Hwasa from the Kpop girl group Mamamoo says Twit is a person who is “innocent and kind and that the person is just a good person”.

That boy/girl is a twit you should date him/her.

by Pumkineatergriffin November 21, 2020

twits

notifications on twitter

Nan: I've got 10 twits & i dunno how to get rid of them
Granddaughter: ten what?
Nan: 10 twits honey, get with the times smh

by datebayo June 26, 2019

TWIT

"Twit" is an abbreviation of "Trump wannabe inbred traitor(s)". "Twit" is the absolute harshest thing you can call a Trump supporter! A Twit puts Donald Trump and the Republican Party over their country. They believe that the 2020 election was stolen, despite that all of the United States intelligence agencies confirmed that President Joe Biden won the election. These people are insurrectionist sympathizers (if they themselves didn’t take part in the insurrection). These people are traitors to the United States of America, and they prefer a dictatorship over democracy. They likely have 3-5 Trump flags on their jacked-up ‘78 Chevy pickup truck. They constantly spread misinformation about COVID-19 and outlandish conspiracy theories. The only three people that twits listen to are Donald Trump, Sean Hannity, and Tucker Carlson. They are the absolute scum of the earth!

"There’s that TWIT, Marjorie Taylor Greene, spreading conspiracy theories again!"

by Deweyf September 7, 2021

Twit

a cover u so you don't say twat in front of your Christian bartender.

Becky's such a tw... Twit

by your local Christian bartender November 2, 2019

twit

Another word for twat, used in mostly British and Irish context. it's the British word for "bitch" and "motherfucker", so next time you hop on discord or skype or whatever just call your friend a "twit"

Guy 1: I just found robbie's OF
Guy 2: Wow! what a twit!

by BobbyButBetter May 15, 2022