Tweetership

A word used to describe the followers you have on Twitter. As opposed to a readership, you have your tweetership.

You've got a massive tweetership following you..!

If only I had such a vast tweetership, people would make my tweets far more viral.

by Highonsnow March 10, 2011

Tweet hole

Unfiltered Twitter rants; the social media version of a "cake hole" or "pie hole."

Courtney Love's big tweet hole cost her big bucks. Kanye West can't keep his tweet hole shut. Kim Kardashian's getting paid every time she opens her tweet hole.

by AdonisGenes March 19, 2011

tweeno-an

a timid turkey (usually of vietnames descent) that usually takes the tollroad to tahiti tailgating tofu the tender tadpoles toyota.

oh looks it's tweeno-an.

by Slumdog Sexlionaire May 30, 2011

tweet dump

The act of taking a poop while updating your Twitter status

I'll be there in a minute mom, I just have to take a tweet dump

by Mr. Twitterpoop June 6, 2011

Tweegocentric

(Twee-Go-Cen-Trik)

Tweegocentric is a word spawned from the popular social networking site, Twitter.

When a person is tweegocentric it means that they are so egocentric that they think they are by all means the most important person on Twitter. People like Justin Bieber and other celebrity douchebags are tweegocentric, because they think the only reason anyone goes on Twitter, is to follow them around like dogs.

Tom was being a Tweegocentric douche yesterday. He thinks just because he has 100 followers, that everyone loves him.

by ItsMeOmar July 16, 2011

tweesome

threesome involving two identical twins and another participant

"she's so hot"
"yeah man she's got a twin too"
"I'd love to have a tweesome with them"

by tysseling December 30, 2011

Tweet Whore

One who tweets excessively throughout the day, i.e 2 or more tweets in half an hour.

"Your such a tweet whore, I had to unfollow you"

by TheCommuneHippy September 25, 2012