whiskey turn

A whiskey turn is performed by a driver having left the bar / a party while not completely hammered, far to drunk to drive and does so anyway, and either under steers or over steers a turn and hits an object, usually a sign or curb, due to being drunk.

The driver will usually drive away from the object they hit and examine the damage the next day, because of the need to focus on just making it home. This type of crash will not total, or structurally damage a vehicle beyond the point of drivability, and is mostly a cosmetic damage.

Usually performed by older males who right before leaving will say to his friends “I’m not even drunk” then perform a whiskey turn

Me and joe went to the bar to celebrate his new promotion at work and he drank 8 beers in 2 hours. On the way home I watched him take a whiskey turn and smash a sign and break off his mirror. I laughed, because I know his wife is gonna kick his ass for driving drunk.

by Chinookpilot69 December 10, 2020

Alex Turner

Alex Turner is the hottest and i mean HOTTEST rockstar there is. He is the lead singer for the indie rock band Arctic Monkeys and the lead singer for another band The Last Shadow Puppets.

“wow, Alex Turner is the best singer ever.”

by ghostcookies08 June 18, 2021

blake turner

Biggest douche and consumer of date tape

Look that douche at the checkout line and all His date tape. Must be Blake Turner.

by more dudes September 22, 2013

Ben Turner

When you claim to be so drunk you don't forget embarrassing and borderline illegal events from the night before despite hardly drinking atall and clearly being sober. For example, trying to rape a girl only to be punched in the face and left bleeding.

Lots of love, carlos and clark xo

" Ey?! I did not try to force this girl into sex?! I don't remember that? I don't remember her battering me?! I was wrecked !! I had 4 cans FFS ! "

" Mate, I rate he's trying to pull a Ben Turner here "

by CarlosClarkSickCDpartnership May 1, 2010

Turn the tables

Reverse the positions of adversaries. The phrases is often used when the weaker position subsequently becomes dominant.

Don't turn the tables on me, that's your fault!

by alexculli September 23, 2011

Trunt

A combination of a Trump supporter and cunt.

Often so desperate to return to pre Civil Rights America, she’ll happily forfeit all her rights to support the racist, xenophobic, homophobic, Islamophobic, platform of the worst president in US history.

Trunts like Lauren Boebert & Marjorie Taylor Greene are happy to end American democracy, as long as they get to look down on different people in the feudalism that will govern the post apocalyptic wasteland.

by WTAF GOP April 6, 2022

Tun tuntuntun

A phrase said while in an intoxicated state, usually from marijuana, when one is either confused, excited, or just wants to be a dick to his or her friends, which are usually intoxicated as well.

There is no comeback to it, except for "fru frufrufru", and is usually used to win an argument.

Origin: Southern California

Synonym: Fru frufrufru

1. Pablo: "Guess what happened earlier!"

Rudy: "Tun tuntuntun"

Pablo: "Dude, what the hell is your problem?"

Rudy: "Fru frufrufru?!"

Pablo: "Aww. You're gunna be a dick..."

2. Rudy: "You already took a hit..."

Pablo: "I put in most of the money, though"

Rudy: "Seriously, don't be a bitch."

Pablo: "Tun tuntuntun?!"

by Mr. Faulk July 2, 2009