A Matt Turner

A Matt Turner is a wild creature, most commonly found in the plaugelands in World of Warcraft, they are known for their kind nature, and mental age proportionate to a 5 year old imp. They are regualary found to be infatuated with gorgon serpents, and can easily sniff out their scent. However, it's important to note that they are not completely harmless, as they can unleash their special move called a 'Turner', this steals items from user's inventorys, which can be highly annoying.

C'mon guys! Let's go catch A Matt Turner

Aright, just let me get my gorgon serpent.

by WOWN3RD4LYFF August 3, 2011

Timmy Turner

An Idiot who likes the song Timmy Turner by Desiigner.

Zac: I love that song Timmy Turner
Ben: You are a Timmy Turner
Zac: Shut up no I'm not

by NotBrooda June 13, 2018

page turner

An action preformed while fucking doggy style.
While pumping the girls ass, the guy licks his thumb as if to turn the page of a novel but instead inserts it in the girls ass.

"Dude last night i was totally doing Travis's mom from behind and i gave her the old page turner."

by C Klarke April 29, 2010

miss turner

(Adj) unusually large femal who only watches television to find gramatical errors.
a.a turner has a mole ugly feet a the biggest butt you'll ever see.
b.A ugly LAnuage arts teacher.

Did you hear what that turner said she always tries to act so smart.

by Jessica February 24, 2005

Hollie turner

a 17 year old ginger, 4"10, with a pet ant

hollie turner, who is ant today?

by 18year-old-no-kiss October 18, 2020

DM Turner

A common pseudonym for the drug DMT.

Also the only known pseudonym for Joseph Vivian, an author and psychonaut, who died after injecting himself with an unknown amount of ketamine in his bathtub. Turner was known for his work with psychedelics and the study of altered states of mind.

"Yo man I heard Marcus got some of that DM Turner this weekend from his boy."
"Damn, I heard you visit other dimensions on that shit."

OR

"Having read D.M. Turner's 'Salvinorin', I consider myself very familiar with salvia. One day I aspire to be a great psychonaut such as him."

by Psychonaut Dirty Dan April 14, 2014

Turner Syndrome

Turner syndrome ... symptoms are much the same as those of the everyday cold ... watery eyes, drippy nose, sore throat, congestion. The name refers to the pitch of one's voice, which sounds extremely deep and husky, much like Kathleen Turner, an actress who may be known from movies in the 1980s or from television in the 1990s, in which she played Chandler Bing's mo/father on Friends."

(Not to be confused with the much more serious and real Ullrich-Turner Syndrome.)

Dude, is that a guy or what?

No, idiot, her voice sounds like that 'cause she has Turner Syndrome.

by faux kathleen November 18, 2009