catching the crazy turkey

If you don't know then its too wild for you. Gobble gobble baby. Starts with a wild turkey and then ends with sex in a bed. Somewhere in there you kill a chicken, I don't know.

Me and my girl were catching the crazy turkey last night.

by Shakoom December 13, 2014

Turkey Swamp

Rock n' roll band founded by musicians from Freehold, New Jersey. Songs include Flat Footed Rock N' Roller, Stork, Swamp Blues, Canoeing, Reenactor, Makin' Naked Love Blues, Evelyn, The Dirty Water Serpents.

Turkey Swamp is synonymous with Trash rock, dirt rock, mud rock, skronk rock, rock. Minimalistic, blues-oriented, fall-apart rock. Crazy Horse, The Attractions, Led Zeppelin, Grateful Dead.

by Say Hey Willie! February 6, 2010

dead turkey

When a guy puts his cock and balls underneath his legs, bends over and hops slightly. The cock and balls move up and down similar to a dead turkey.

Jack showed Jill a "dead turkey" to win her heart.

by Joe Bean February 7, 2006

Butterball Turkey

A girl who is overweight, if not obese, with a short, round build. She rounds out in the belly with small breast, if any at all, formed from excess body fat, packed into too-small a wardrobe. This makes her look like the packaged Butterball turkeys so many of us enjoy over the holidays. Butterball turkeys can often be found basted in their own cheap liquor.

That Butterball turkey stole my shirt and stretched it! Now it smells like $5 wine!

by Titler January 12, 2008

fried turkeys

The product you recieve from frying a turkey. Has anyone even tried this yet?

No one has tried to make fried turkeys yet. There can't be a definition.

by hoagly January 16, 2011

Turkey Bowl

The act of playing football on Thanksgiving.

Also a way to commemorate the great sport of football and giving thanks for it.

But, in all actuality.. you gotta' beat some ass and work up an appetite for later!

Steve: "Hey dude, you hear about the turkey bowl on Thursday?"

Eric: "Nah, I didn't.. but I'm down for sure."

by DoubleOh8AC December 15, 2008

turkey pants

Pants designed originally for pregnant women to wear during pregnancy (you know, the ones with the gigantic elastic waist), but utilized by fat people to allow for waist expansion during the consumption of a massively large meal, such as Thanksgiving.

OMG, why did I wear jeans, they have no give! I need some turkey pants to finish this meal!

by Commodore84 July 5, 2010