turdban

A headwear that forms when someone drops a massive turd on your head

Jimmy - I know, the purpose of the bridge is to let both parties pass at the same time, but I always pull over & let the train pass over the bridge. I visited my buddy Shyam in India & we were walking under the bridge as train was passing overhead. Then suddenly out of the blue someone gave Shyam a huge turdban. Indian trains don't have any holding tank, so out flies the turd when someone decides to relax their sphincters. He was so embarrassed adorning a turdban over his head that we have not spoken ever since. Yeah so always pull over unless you want to adorn a turdban over your head.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 3, 2021

Turangi

A small little town in the middle of North Island, New Zealand next to taupo known for Hihira Turangi's most dumbest or menacing. There locatedgang Mongrel Mob Turangi Notoriously known for the crack and weed they've previously sold in Turangi, it is also known as the town with the most suicide rate in New Zealand (R.I.P to all whom lost there life to suicide) also the home town of New Zealands famous musical, Lost Tripe Aotearoa

Person 1 "Where from g? you seem pretty hard out"
Person 2 " I"m from Turangi, yea it's pretty hard out with all the wannabes and the crack heads there"

by waka dennis left eye June 10, 2023

Turbnerbler

A way to address someone who misunderstands or mishears frequently without a plausible excuse for why. This word is also used in converse not only to address that person, but to further their status of being a turbnerbler by being strange sounding.

That store clerk is such a turbnerbler.

"Nobody likes a turbnerbler," said the man.

by Grün October 4, 2023

Jet Turbine

when you helicopter your penis slapping a woman in her face while doing the deed

You: Last night I did the Jet turbine on my Female Friend
Companion: That seems like it was very splendid to do

by Nigga Central October 4, 2023

The Great Tuban

A name given by the two trumpets in a very special band to the singular tuba player. The great tuban is normally a girl with short hair and glasses who frequently runs out of breath. She is worshipped by all the sevies of the band and is funny and weird.

The Great Tuban is the highest member of the band, and is like the "god" of the band. However, the Tuban is not actually a god, therefore they are not immortal, but the Tuban has an immortal spirit. The Tuban is still a holy being, and plays more instruments then anyone in the band.

The Tuban is in an alliance with the Donald Trumpians. They are enemies with the Clarinets and the Alto saxaphones. The Flutes and Trombones of the band are nuetral as far as I know, and Percussion is also in alliance with the Tuban.

The Tuba is the most important instrument in the band, as it has to be the bottom of the sound pyramid holding the other instruments up. The Great Tuban is a very important person, but without the help of the other instruments and people in the band, they would not thrive.

Sevie: Hello the Great Tuban. Today we shall nuke the clarinets.

Great Tuban: Yes we shall MWAHAHHAHAHA

by PepsiRat#2 February 1, 2020

turbines

when your giving someone a blowjob on a plane, and you hit turbulance and the cock goes down the throat multiple times

Alex: "dude that girl was giving me a bj and we got turbines".
Freddy: "Yo nice".

by that guy 13245 April 24, 2011

torban

The wrong spelling for Torben

Teacher: *writes Torben as Torban*
Every Torben Ever: *visible anger*

by CrazyGuyDude November 17, 2021