tree hugger

An environmentalist or one who believes trees and all living things should not be cut down or harmed. Someone who works to protect the environment from destruction or pollution.

Suzie's such a tree hugger she chained herself to a redwood to keep the loggers from cutting it down.

by Rick January 9, 2005

Valentine's Day Tree

A tree one displays in one's living room in the middle of February. Generally, very similar to a Christmas tree, but much drier. Ideally decorated with small scraps of tinsel, but having a complete set of Christmas ornaments is acceptable. An alternate method of display is to lay it on its side in the front yard.

The proper method of celebrating a Valentine's Day Tree is to stay at least 3 feet away from it and not make eye contact.

A 4th of July tree is very similar, only with brown needles instead of green.

"Welcome to my place. Uh, please ignore the Valentine's Day Tree. It won't mind"

by Al Benedict February 5, 2008

tree rat

More commonly referred to as a common squirrel.

1) The ugly tree rat immediately grabbed the nut and ran.

2) The tree rats were all around the bird feeder.

by Alan G May 30, 2006

plastic tree

A Japanese rock band.

Most of the lyrics are depressing, to the point I'd consider the band emo, if you can consider Japanese bands that.

They're really great though, Ryuutaro's voice is full of emotion.

I really like the song mizuiro girlfriend by plastic tree.

"I get on a green coloured bicycle, take my friend's mouse
And la~lala~ hum a song I heard in a bookshop just before.
With the crayon map you drew, I searched for your house
But points are missing and the relative ratio is insane
I'm disgusted, whilst to my side, with its wire meshing, the white
Bus to the dump runs past again."

by yaoi-chan March 23, 2005

fucked out of my tree

for one to be extremely drunk and or high, causing one to act like a complete tard.

oh man, last night i was fucked out of my tree. i dont remember much, and im pretty sure i couldnt stand by the end of it.

by metdizzle March 14, 2008

hook in my tree

When a guy has a boner.

Guy 1: Damn that girl was hot.
Guy 2: I know, now I've got a hook in my tree.

Girl 1: Look at that guy's pants, he totally has a hook in his tree!
Girl 2: Yeah, I don't know why he decided to wear sweatpants.

by constancenorring July 22, 2011

Climbing the Mango tree

To masturbate out of desperation, especially during an extended period of sexual abstinence. Often the abstinence is not by choice, but rather by one's failed attempts to make it with someone else.
The term originates from an episode of "Two and a Half Men".

"...if you still have the energy, pull it like a monkey climbing the mango tree."

by J. Gam October 16, 2008