Toot cake

To knee someone in the butt two times on each cheek with each knee in a jumping motion while saying "toot cake"

Yooo, this bitch got toot caked!!!

by Timbob jr. August 14, 2023

toot the turd

Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.

Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didn’t seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.

by Smooax September 4, 2020

Willy toot

A sex act performed whilst a couple are spooning, passing gas onto the penis of the big spoon. Often used to either initiate or rule out intercourse for the evening before bed.

I heard last night Kendra gave Jamal a Willy toot and he loved it, so they went at it like untrained rabbits.

by Charles Thickens November 20, 2022

toot a roo

A bump of cocaine to keep you awake through a long trip .

My friend Georgie told me I need a “toot a roo” to help me drive 1,000 miles without sleeping

by Grrravy May 14, 2018

toot out

When a person excretes excessive flatulence by means of eliminating, one or many, individuals from their general vacinty.

'Oh bro, you could have just asked me to leave, you didn't have to give me a toot out.

by Nogimp May 15, 2019

Tit toot

A line of cocaine or other similar powder drug snorted off of a breast

Hey baby. Want a tit toot?

by satanburns August 29, 2018

cooter toot

The Disney way of describing a pussy fart.

During sex she let out a little cooter toot.

by Datam December 9, 2016