A song or piece of music thought by its creator to be the archetypal romance tool, ergo, making its female listeners' vaginas wet. Similar to the infamous 'brown tone' but causing different, and usually less stinky, human secretions, the 'moist tone' is a myth conjured in the dillusional brain of poor, talentless musicians, in the vein of emo-rockers or boybands, overcompensating for their small phallus and/or lack of true sexual prowess. Also known as a 'songma'or 'smegma tone.'

Wow, Josh must think that his new hit, 'You Raise Me Up' is going to be the ultimate moist tone when it gets played on Soft Rock 91.78 FM.

moist tone by wheelitzo@yahoo.com July 22, 2008

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two-tone

Someone who goes behind another persons back.

That nigga is two-tone.

two-tone by Long Kim Duong February 23, 2004

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2 tone

A penis... OR womens hair coloring stuff.

Lady one: "You know i like the 2 tone"

Lady two: "I really like the 2 tone."

Lady one: "Think i should get a new one while i still can?"

Lady two: "You and me both. We'll go downtown."

(Real life conversation between older women. Ewwww)

2 tone by The Two Toner March 23, 2010

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death tone

A distinct and unbearable jingle one's cell phone makes while on the verge of dying.

bill- "look at your phone i think you just got a text message"

joe- "no it was just my death tone"

death tone by phillyjim January 31, 2009

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