Toast Master

" A person who is really good at making toast. A toast master is well known for having a fancy toaster and an excellent sense of toastyness."

Megan- " She is so the toast master.."

Taylor- " Naw.. her she makes toast with oatbread... eww.."

by crazymegers October 3, 2009

pop toasted

n. An exclamation used to express a BOOM roasted to a lesser degree.

v. Boom roasted to a lesser degree; to have suffered from a good insult, but one not quite as scathing as to merit a boom roasted.

Bill: "Hey Joe, you must be stupid because you're black!"

Joe: "Clearly, you're the black one because I'm actually Mexican."

Bob: "Oooh. pop toasted."

by Jeff the Manatee May 26, 2011

National fuck a toaster day April 24

Fuck a toaster On April 24th

Stick your dick in a toaster for national “fuck a toaster day”

Wow I can’t wait to fuck a toaster on National fuck a toaster day April 24

by KnifePanther April 15, 2021

toaster

Noun-
A low quality electronic church organ. (organist slang)

Stephen had to play a toaster at St. Joseph's this morning. It was nasty 1980's Allen.

by church_organist August 30, 2009

Christ on toast!!

An exclamation, similar to "Oh my God!" or "Holy crap!"

"The WB network cancelled 'Angel."
"Christ on toast!! What will we watch on Wednesday night?"

"Christ on toast! That car almost hit me!"

by Bethers June 22, 2004

Toaster Strudel

To "Toaster Strudel" is to ejaculate on your partners chest or back in a wavy pattern which mirrors a toaster strudel.

Hey Naomi, Do you want to make a toaster strudel?

by UrbanDictionaryDweller December 3, 2016

Toaster Strudel

The rich man's poptart.

Mom: Hey kids, I bought Toaster Strudel.
Kids: Yes!!!

by bangkoktocalgary September 11, 2009