An adjective referring to the superior quality of a transvestites inverted genetalia for sexual intercourse
Eddy-"Yo you see that Russian girl that got on the bus, she was kinda sexy."
Zack- "Dog that's a dude with makeup on for sure."
Eddy -"Yea but she prolly got that tight invert"
Zack- "Dog that's a dude with makeup on for sure."
Eddy -"Yea but she prolly got that tight invert"
by R3d_m4n February 23, 2015
Get the Tight invert mug.(participial phrase) the sexual act of grabbing and twisting the head of the penis upon male orgasm in an attempt to increase seminal velocity (and make a cool spiral); the partner performing this act must make a squeaky sound as if a door knob was being tightened
Male 1: My girl was tightening the door knob last night.
Male 2: What?
Male 1: She twisted the head of my penis when I came and I let fly a mighty ejaculate.
Male 2: Does it burn?
Male 1: Yea, but it was worth it. And she's blind now.
Male 2: What?
Male 1: She twisted the head of my penis when I came and I let fly a mighty ejaculate.
Male 2: Does it burn?
Male 1: Yea, but it was worth it. And she's blind now.
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person 1:"do you watch toni tonigh-"
person 2: " i have devoted my life to her"
toni tonight: cool and big and old
person 2: " i have devoted my life to her"
toni tonight: cool and big and old
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Get the Toni Tonight mug.A cheap bastard who usually won’t pay for gas (which comes in a Jerry can thus the term).Usually in their 40s and of the virgin variety
Husband: hey hun good to see you I wasn’t expecting you so early
Jerry tight ass: long drive though car might need some gas
Husband: I just told you to put gas in this morning (stares intensely)
Jerry tight ass: sorry I forgot gotta go (sprints out of room leaving Jerry shaped hole in the wall)
Step son: (emerges from under table) well daddy number 2 guess we can get back to the vigorous ass pounding that was just occurring now that daddy tight ass is gone
Husband: okay but let’s wait for the circus midgets one of them should hold the camcorder
Jerry tight ass: long drive though car might need some gas
Husband: I just told you to put gas in this morning (stares intensely)
Jerry tight ass: sorry I forgot gotta go (sprints out of room leaving Jerry shaped hole in the wall)
Step son: (emerges from under table) well daddy number 2 guess we can get back to the vigorous ass pounding that was just occurring now that daddy tight ass is gone
Husband: okay but let’s wait for the circus midgets one of them should hold the camcorder
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Get the Jerry Tight Ass mug.A rear end that is exceptionally attractive, well-defined, or desirable according to the butt fad of the month.
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Get the tightin up mug.Noun. The phrase "Tight Garbage" was first referred to by the YouTube Sensation Chazz. Tight Garbage would be the equivalent of the phrase "Sick Nasty", which reefers to items that exceed all expectation. Making Tight Garbage a place for only all things truly great and blissful.
What's tight garbage?
You know? Like the type of garbage you find on the ground and you're like WHOA! Tight Garbage! Let's hang out!
You know? Like the type of garbage you find on the ground and you're like WHOA! Tight Garbage! Let's hang out!
by Zaaron August 6, 2011
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