Offensive eating

When sharing a limited amount of food or snacks with one or several of your (often fat) friends, the technique Offensive eating must be adopted.

Offensive eating include activities such as: eating as fast as you can, grabbing huge amounts at a time, hiding away parts for later - all to ensure you get more than your friend(s), or at least the same amount as them. Several degrees of offensive eating exist - the most affective (but also the most obvious to your friends) are licking the entire serving. Be aware: This technique will probably not work on fatties, southerners or poor people.

Host 1: Shit bro, Kenny is coming over later and all we have is one bag of chips...
Host 2: Prepare for some serious offensive eating - Kenny is Louisiana trailer-trash...

by Yeah, I´m talking to you! April 20, 2011

recreational eating

The act of overeating something delicious but outrageously too big; recreational eating occurs when you are full from a meal, but you continue to eat and complete the meal out of enjoyment and gluttony

“Eating 4 slices of pizza was sufficient and filling; finishing the whole pizza was purely recreational eating.”

by pbids August 28, 2014

Boredom Eating

Like comfort eating, but done when your bored.

i had nothing to do last night... so i ended up boredom eating.

by potatem September 1, 2010

eat myself

when you eat yourself

I should eat myself

by squintythicc January 20, 2019

eat the skunk

Something you'd likely find in Urban Dictionary. It's also something Aedo doesn't want to do.

Aedo: Yeah, I think I'm gonna go ahead and not eat the skunk.

by relaxdiego December 10, 2014

Panic Eating

The art of inhaling your food. Panic eating is only in progress when the food you are currently eating doesn't even touch the tongue of the consumer.

"Jesus John, you really panic ate the shit out of that battered sausage".

Panic eating can be bad for the heart!

by bpgala August 31, 2011

Eating vinegar

Eating vinegar is another way of saying that you are jealous. It is translated from Chinese, and if you want to be subtle about it you can say: “You’re eating vinegar”

“Did you see how he stares at them? He’s definitely eating vinegar right now”

by Eeeeeeisuck September 21, 2019