Anastomosis: medical term meaning the connection or joining of two tubular structures.
A penetrative sex act where the receiving partner has a colostomy or ileostomy. The penetrative partner then fucks the anus (blind pouch) while reaching down and eating out the ostomy. Fingering the ostomy is accepted for half points.
Can be reversed by performing a Philadelphia Sidecar while simultaneously eating the ass.
A penetrative sex act where the receiving partner has a colostomy or ileostomy. The penetrative partner then fucks the anus (blind pouch) while reaching down and eating out the ostomy. Fingering the ostomy is accepted for half points.
Can be reversed by performing a Philadelphia Sidecar while simultaneously eating the ass.
" did you hear about Charlene's accident? She's lucky to be alive but she has to shit in a bag."
" Of course I heard. I called her last night to schedule her a nasty Moses."
" Of course I heard. I called her last night to schedule her a nasty Moses."
by Harry.Manback August 26, 2024
by Yuval Moses November 25, 2021
An alternative to saying “Jesus Christ” when expressing pain, surprise, discontent, and/or exasperation, typically uttered by members of the Jewish faith.
“They are late again?!? Moses of Goshen!”
“Moses of Goshen that hurt! I just stubbed my toe!”
“Moses of Goshen! He left the dishes in the sink again?!?”
“Moses of Goshen that hurt! I just stubbed my toe!”
“Moses of Goshen! He left the dishes in the sink again?!?”
by rfc723 December 02, 2021
The psychological response by black Americans (or other African descendant) upon learning their true identity as a Hebrew Israelite (i.e., biblical descendent of the children of Israel) resulting in an anger response towards their oppressors. The length and intensity of this response varies per person, which may be impacted by the level of their oppression.
See Exodus 2:11-12 for Moses’s story of slaying the oppressor of “his people.”
Term loosely based on cartoonist Aaron McGruder’s “N*gga Moment”: "A moment in which ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical negro male; causing him to act in an illogical, self-destructive manner, i.e. like a n***a." --Huey Freeman, first definition
See Exodus 2:11-12 for Moses’s story of slaying the oppressor of “his people.”
Term loosely based on cartoonist Aaron McGruder’s “N*gga Moment”: "A moment in which ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical negro male; causing him to act in an illogical, self-destructive manner, i.e. like a n***a." --Huey Freeman, first definition
by NPursuit_54x321 October 24, 2023
1. The act of doing someone wrong with the full intent of screwing them over to an unfathomable degree.
2. Trolling someone with the end result being that they are left in a substantially worse position than before.
2. Trolling someone with the end result being that they are left in a substantially worse position than before.
"did you hear that Josh took a dump in the foil liners of Matthew's stove top?"
"oh shit! That's dirty Moses"
"oh shit! That's dirty Moses"
by Heeeydevon July 14, 2022
a very chill guy, people compare him to corpse husband because of his deep voice and how he doesn’t like revealing his personal details
he can be quite shy at times when meeting new people although eventually when he opens up to people he will become the best person you will ever meet <3
he can be quite shy at times when meeting new people although eventually when he opens up to people he will become the best person you will ever meet <3
i simp for Moses husband
by humony February 07, 2021
Calm, pleasant, peaceful, but at the same time colourful and happy, often used to describe toddlers' TV.
by PonyTrainBoi February 11, 2018