Fart Tissue

Fart Tissue: A tissue that smells like intense fart.
1: Dude, I've got some bad allergies today!
2: Don't use the tissues in Mrs. Taylor's room, she has fart tissues!
by spookyscarysharts October 11, 2021
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Tissue Vandals

A tissue vandal is a janitors worst nightmare. Usually anonymous, this person (or sometimes people depending on how bad the situation is) will vandalize school toilets by using wet tissue mainly soaked with water.

There are different types of tissue vandals, the most common being the chuck'n'splat kind. These people will wet tissue and Chuck it with the aim of getting it in a high-up place (the higher, the supposedly the better)

Some tissue vandals are also soapfitti artist as well and take pleasure in smudging mirrors with the bog standard soap from the easily accessible soap dispensers
Headmaster: I'm sick and tired of these tissue vandals!
by Sai-Chan June 22, 2021
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free tissues

here for ur tears
here is some free tissues
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free tissues

here for ur tears
here is some free tissues
by September 15, 2020
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back-up tissue

a second tissue used to pick up an original tissue used by yourself, or someone else
Person 1-hey, get that tissue over there
Person 2-eww, its been used
1-use a back-up tissue
2-whatever, *mumbles*..floppy in the joppy
by SuperJap3 October 06, 2009
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Touching Tissues

When two used, dirty, crusty tissues collide.
Adrian and I were touching tissues in the Chick Fil A parking lot
by katieskii March 20, 2021
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Tissu

It is recognized as the one and the cutest dog in the world. It is a dog that everyone loves. It has a pair of watery eyes like a diamond. Although it loves to bite people,but it is playing with you rather than biting seriously. Sometimes it looks stupidly at his master -- Jiayin. It is very afraid of Lorry's sound. Every time it hears these sounds, it will tremble and it is funny. It likes to eat hot dogs very much, everytime it can't wait and always jump on Jiayin. He is also very naughty , he likes to bite Jiayin's clothes and he gets scolded badly every time. Sometimes its owner jiayin will play some dog barking sounds to it, and it will tilt its head. It was super invincible and cute. The dog named Tissu is recognized as the most fun and cutest dog in the world.
Wawwww, look there!The dog was so cute!

Ohh, don't you know?!It called Tissu, was the super duper funniest and cutest dog in the world...

Oh,I see~
by ItsmeJY... November 24, 2021
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