Tissemand

Danish word for dick, only used by old boring teachers. And by young people to make fun of the old boring teachers.

Tisse = Pee
Mand = Man

Teacher: And then the boy inserts his "tissemand" into the
girl's vagina,

Student: Omg, he's so oooooold.

by Buggez June 5, 2010

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Tissner

A sheet of soft and thick paper that can soak up liquid and that is used for drying hands, cleaning up spills.

"Hey, I spilled some juice on the table, can I get a tissner to clean it up?"

by KinDoll December 5, 2016

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a devils threesome in which the girl covers herself with barbeque sauce and one guy hits the girl from behind and the other does her in the mouth as they suspend her, slowly turning her in the fashion a pig does on a rotisserie.

Connor, you missed it man. Me and Takeo totally gave that chick a horrible Bro tisserie! We slow roasted her all night long

by Takebro and Yooks February 20, 2011

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stenhård tissemand

når din tissemand er ligeså hård som en sten

SHIT jeg har en stenhård tissemand ligenu

by voix January 14, 2016

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Twissues

Twissues are issues between twins. These issues relate to the general relationship between the twins or a more specific occurrence like an argument between twins. The word is applicable to any type of twins.

Example 1:
"Can you two stop arguing and just sort out your twissues!?"

Example 2:
They have a lot of twissues that they need to sort out.

by Kilephia August 19, 2018

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