Wet Tilapia

A Slimy blowjob given to a manager usually in an attempt to gain favoritism.

Dennis Valdez gave the manager a “ Wet Tilapia” so that he wouldn’t have to be on call.

by AssMuncher305 August 7, 2020

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ripping the tiles off the wall

a particularly difficult shit

where have you been?

the toilet, ripping the tiles off the wall

by jajajajoje October 10, 2008

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Tila Nguyen

hottest girl ever

i wanna bone Tila Nguyen

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A word to describe an extremely good gamer

you are a Tile

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The word to describe when you get an awesome "extra" of something and you didn't realize it or have to pay for it. Basic meaning derived from picking out tropical exotic plants, specifically the tillandsia, a free-growing, self-contained plant. They are often affixed to driftwood. Occasionally an extra one will get stuck to the driftwood and when you purchase it, you got a bonus tillandsia (plant).

Jesse: I like this piece of driftwood.

Hayley: And this one has 4 tillandsias instead of 3! There is one stuck.

Jesse: Bonus Tillandsia!

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Hayley: Wow, I found a dollar in the pocket of these thrift store jeans. Bonus Tillandsia!

by hayley s. April 10, 2010

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