by somebodythatyoudontknow May 06, 2018
(NOUN): A summons issued to a coworker or employee when they screw up a task because of task saturation. Or a summons your spouse issues to you for screwing something up even though you are managing a thousand things correctly.
e.g., 1) My boss keeps giving me more sh*t to do just so he can give me a speeding ticket for messing up a task. 2) My wife is always giving me speeding tickets when I screw up and when I give her a speeding ticket, she always figures out how to turn it around and issue the speeding ticket back at me.
by Barely Managing February 13, 2023
A phrase used to describe something that is facinating, attractive, or just straight up amazing. Hence the term, "Rippin' tickets."
by Flauphlin November 29, 2010
An oblong snowball used use for wiping your asshole after taking a shit in the woods when there is no toilet paper.
That snow ticket was charmin soft.
by The Slane April 02, 2017
by Hamilto86 August 27, 2016
by Muthaphukker January 20, 2022
A Hell Ticket is a joint that is rolled using any bible or religious paper, and by smoking that paper grants you a one way ticket to hell. Make sure that when smoking the Hell Ticket you do it with friends so you don’t burn in Hell alone.
by BrooksPennyWhore February 26, 2019