toilet tickets

"Hey man bring me another roll of them toilet tickets! I'm out!"
by somebodythatyoudontknow May 06, 2018
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Speeding Ticket

(NOUN): A summons issued to a coworker or employee when they screw up a task because of task saturation. Or a summons your spouse issues to you for screwing something up even though you are managing a thousand things correctly.
e.g., 1) My boss keeps giving me more sh*t to do just so he can give me a speeding ticket for messing up a task. 2) My wife is always giving me speeding tickets when I screw up and when I give her a speeding ticket, she always figures out how to turn it around and issue the speeding ticket back at me.
by Barely Managing February 13, 2023
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Rippin' Tickets

A phrase used to describe something that is facinating, attractive, or just straight up amazing. Hence the term, "Rippin' tickets."
by Flauphlin November 29, 2010
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Snow ticket

An oblong snowball used use for wiping your asshole after taking a shit in the woods when there is no toilet paper.
by The Slane April 02, 2017
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Golden Ticket

I make girls feel special because they get the golden ticket.
by Hamilto86 August 27, 2016
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Timber ticket

A rag, pillowcase or blanket used to mop up semen.
by Muthaphukker January 20, 2022
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Hell Ticket

A Hell Ticket is a joint that is rolled using any bible or religious paper, and by smoking that paper grants you a one way ticket to hell. Make sure that when smoking the Hell Ticket you do it with friends so you don’t burn in Hell alone.
I am gonna go straight to Hell for how many Hell Tickets I smoked last night.
by BrooksPennyWhore February 26, 2019
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