"Wanna join a threesome with me and my wife"
"No thanks, i dont want aids"
"But, my wife doesnt have aids?"
"Havent you read that Urban Dictionary page?"
"I think that was a joke... Get a life"
"No thanks, i dont want aids"
"But, my wife doesnt have aids?"
"Havent you read that Urban Dictionary page?"
"I think that was a joke... Get a life"
by NovaliS04 February 18, 2018
Get the Threesomemug. A threesome with two of the three participants being related. Usually cousins, how distant depends on how far away the threesome is taking place from a major metropolitan area.
"I hooked up with this girl a while ago and I met her cousin last night. I was catching vibes so I think I'll go for the Fresno threesome"
"you dog"
"you dog"
by yr195 October 15, 2016
Get the Fresno threesomemug. “So I saw Sarah and Jennifer from high school last week”
“Did you go for the throwback threesome?”
“I did but couldn’t close. Maybe next time.”
“Did you go for the throwback threesome?”
“I did but couldn’t close. Maybe next time.”
by Jägertron July 21, 2022
Get the Throwback Threesomemug. Three girls having sex
Nia was watching her favorite show, Doctor Who, when her friend Charlotte came barging in. “Hey Nia!” She exclaims. “Oh hi Charlotte, why are you here?” Nia asks “I am here to show you the DVD that just got delivered to my house that nobody says they bought.” Charlotte said. “Show me.” Nia says. Charlotte reveals a DVD of 3 hours of Lesbian Porn. “Oh.” Nia says, “Wanna watch it?” She asks. Charlotte replies, “Sure, why not.” She puts the DVD in the tv. After 30 minutes to an hour, both Nia and Charlotte have wet panties and suddenly Charlotte grabs Nia and pins her to the carpet. Charlotte unbuttons her blouse and Nia takes pff her clothes. Nia rips off Charlottes bra with her teeth revealing her 46DD boobs. Nia starts to lick them and bite them and kiss them while Charlotte fingers her wet pussy. Nia gets a dildo and shoves it into Charlottes pussy, massaging her clit in the process. Charlottes moans are so loud, it attracts attention from The next door neighbor Izzy, or Isabelle. Isabelle walks in to see Charlotte fisting Nia while licking her legs. “Can I join you?” Izzy asks “Of course” Nia says, half moaning, half talking. Izzy starts to eat out Nia, while Nia eats put Charlotte, and Charlotte rams the big 10” dildo into Izzy anally. Charlotte then gives Nia a turn with the dildo having Izzy put it in her jamming it here. Charlotte kisses Izzys neck during this, giving her hickeys.
Nia was watching her favorite show, Doctor Who, when her friend Charlotte came barging in. “Hey Nia!” She exclaims. “Oh hi Charlotte, why are you here?” Nia asks “I am here to show you the DVD that just got delivered to my house that nobody says they bought.” Charlotte said. “Show me.” Nia says. Charlotte reveals a DVD of 3 hours of Lesbian Porn. “Oh.” Nia says, “Wanna watch it?” She asks. Charlotte replies, “Sure, why not.” She puts the DVD in the tv. After 30 minutes to an hour, both Nia and Charlotte have wet panties and suddenly Charlotte grabs Nia and pins her to the carpet. Charlotte unbuttons her blouse and Nia takes pff her clothes. Nia rips off Charlottes bra with her teeth revealing her 46DD boobs. Nia starts to lick them and bite them and kiss them while Charlotte fingers her wet pussy. Nia gets a dildo and shoves it into Charlottes pussy, massaging her clit in the process. Charlottes moans are so loud, it attracts attention from The next door neighbor Izzy, or Isabelle. Isabelle walks in to see Charlotte fisting Nia while licking her legs. “Can I join you?” Izzy asks “Of course” Nia says, half moaning, half talking. Izzy starts to eat out Nia, while Nia eats put Charlotte, and Charlotte rams the big 10” dildo into Izzy anally. Charlotte then gives Nia a turn with the dildo having Izzy put it in her jamming it here. Charlotte kisses Izzys neck during this, giving her hickeys.
Thrice the heat with no meat.
Man 1: “I love lesbian threesomes dude”
Man 2: “yeah bro, its thrice the heat with no meat man
Man 1: “I love lesbian threesomes dude”
Man 2: “yeah bro, its thrice the heat with no meat man
by Scar_Cam March 16, 2025
Get the Lesbian Threesomemug. Lily was really horny so she pulled Alex into the bathroom in the middle of the school day. The young hot math teacher saw and decided to follow them. “ What r u guys doing in here” “nothing we were just” Mr. Jones had realized that they were both naked. “Ah let me help with that” He took off his shirt pants and underwear to reveal his 6-pack and his hard 10” dick. Lily walked over to him and got down on her knees and started to give him a blowjob. Alex stuck his dick into her own and started to make out with mr jones. after they all came mr jones stuck his dick into alex’s ass and started playing with lilys huge titties while alex fingered lily and lily gave alex a bj. alex touched lilys g spot and she had the biggest orgasm ever. “mr jones put ur dick into me” “call me daddy” “daddy put ur dick into me” so mr jones took it out of alex and put it into lily. then mr jones felt lily abt to come so he took it out and placed her ass right on him. all her come was on his abs “lick all this off me u dirty little sluts” they obeyed. “i’ll see u guys in dentention later today” mr jones winked and left. afterwards lily and alex agreed that was the best threesome ever.
by sluttywhore56 November 21, 2023
Get the threesomemug. threesomes are where three people (like a third wheel) join together in a bed and sex with eachother
by umm AMONG USS June 11, 2022
Get the Threesomesmug. by Ian Doobz February 19, 2017
Get the canadian threesomemug.