teresa

when a person is holding a blunt, joint, pipe or a bowl for too long begins to tell a short story. the people in the circle then scream out "teresa" to tell the person they are taking too long.

stoner 1: (passes the joint)
stoner 2: (reaches out for joint) back in my day... (puff) back to my story... (puff)...

stoner 2 takes more than five minutes holding the joint because he's so into his story.

stoner 1: TERESA!!!

by sof-tron June 18, 2011

Therealbrandonpace

like a total dude bro, that thinks his p is like better than your p, like bro twitch isnt even watched by ppl in HD. Like a guy who says outta my way peasants, but not ironically, like who does this 2 cat havin motherfucker think he is? like bro? like those arent real grill marks, like he sharpies them on his weiner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i like his cat, but not lIly. and bird fucker, and butterflies, ewwww gross.

Did you hear what happened at BYU? Therealbrandonpace jump humped all those armpits!

by flatheadflathead October 30, 2022

Teresa

Teresa: A loving grandmother and mother. She will do anything for her kids and grandkids no matter what it is. Even when she doesn’t have the right materials to do something she still manages to try it. Teresa is an all loving person and you will never want to lose her.

Teresa is the best type of person you will ever meet!

by actualjustinjr May 13, 2019

Saint teresas

these girls are
immature
gigglers
screamers

pretend to be slags but are scared of nethin to do with the word sex and they r genuinely boring sad brats that r rebelling against mother and father, they pull chavs at sad under18 clubs and cant get neone to their birthdays
and look about 13 years old when they are 16

Look its becky from teresas wannabe-slag

by greezy June 6, 2004

Therése Victoria

The most beautiful socialite ever. She attends Monroe Middle School, and makes Monroe Middle School worth attending. Everyone loves her to death. She totes around Dooney and Bourke and Coach purses. She has a pet Chihuahua, and enjoys lounging by her lake to tan. She is really good at Algebra, Science, Music, and Language Arts. She hates Latin and P.E. I mean, who really wants to go to some P.E. class with a bunch of yobs instead of being with her European physical trainer? She is constantly setting trends. Her favorite mall is SouthPark Mall. How do I know so much about this fierce fashionista? I am her stalker! ;)

That is so fetch. Therese is no yob, rather a dashing young socialite!

by Stalker February 24, 2005

thereaper

coolest guy in the world; lover of cute jgirls; good-looking, suave; a man any woman would die for

I so want to be TheReaper's wife

by Goto Maki April 8, 2003

Mother Teresa

Pull three fingers out of a girl and bless her with her own holy water.

Quintel gave Shaniqua a Mother Teresa at the end of that porno.

I was so excited, I gave the television a Holy Ghost.

by FatButtLarry May 23, 2007