A bottomless moose is a sex act where a man puts his penis in between a woman's anus and vagina usually sex with a fat woman and he is fucking her taint rolls of fat
by Lezy lizzy August 3, 2016

by BNH201032 May 14, 2018

Joe: "Do you want the rest of my beer?"
Sydney: "Thanks, man"
Joe: "No problem"
Sydney: "What the hell? It's all moose piss"
Sydney: "Thanks, man"
Joe: "No problem"
Sydney: "What the hell? It's all moose piss"
by justinassk April 8, 2006

person 1: Roscoe was tea bagging me the other day and his balls were so big they wouldn't even begin to fit in my mouth.
person 2: Oh, you didn't know he had moose nuts?
person 2: Oh, you didn't know he had moose nuts?
by The Tea Bagger December 21, 2010

by 6cameron12 February 2, 2008

Asking for trouble to a degree that is neither normal or even expected. Alternatively, pissing off the one person who can save you from an extreme level of hurt
Dib: I must save you from the wormhole!
Jak: I'm gonna punch you in your wormhole!
Dib: You are just BEGGING for the moose!
Jak: I'm gonna punch you in your wormhole!
Dib: You are just BEGGING for the moose!
by luckynumba13 January 8, 2012

by theking666 June 16, 2010
