Bottomless moose

A bottomless moose is a sex act where a man puts his penis in between a woman's anus and vagina usually sex with a fat woman and he is fucking her taint rolls of fat
He gave her a bottomless moose and never touched her pussy or butt
by Lezy lizzy August 3, 2016
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moose dick

A name for an extremely large penis. So large you wonder how the man doesn't fall over.
Jordan's penis is so big, I refer to it as a moose Dick.
by BNH201032 May 14, 2018
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moose piss

The nasty, frothy, unfulfilling junk left at the bottom of a bottle of beer.
Joe: "Do you want the rest of my beer?"
Sydney: "Thanks, man"
Joe: "No problem"
Sydney: "What the hell? It's all moose piss"
by justinassk April 8, 2006
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moose nuts

Egg size testicles that are large like those on a moose, especially a pair that is extra droopy.
person 1: Roscoe was tea bagging me the other day and his balls were so big they wouldn't even begin to fit in my mouth.

person 2: Oh, you didn't know he had moose nuts?
by The Tea Bagger December 21, 2010
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moose caboose

a booty that's big enough to be hunted and hung on a wall
Cameron couldn't live without Amy's moose caboose. So he shot her, and hung that ass on the wall.
by 6cameron12 February 2, 2008
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begging for the moose

Asking for trouble to a degree that is neither normal or even expected. Alternatively, pissing off the one person who can save you from an extreme level of hurt
Dib: I must save you from the wormhole!
Jak: I'm gonna punch you in your wormhole!
Dib: You are just BEGGING for the moose!
by luckynumba13 January 8, 2012
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Moose taping

When you tuck your penis between your legs and proceed to tape it over-top your asshole.
The man became enraged when he found out that the prostitute was moose taping.
by theking666 June 16, 2010
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