Green Giant

Where a man paints his Penis Green and Hulk Smashes it onto another persons face. Kind of like a mushroom stamp but with green paint and much more force.

Jeff was getting very excited with Mandy, when suddenly he asked to step away for a moment. When he returned his penis was painted green and he approached Mandy with a full run up speed and Hulk smashed his penis onto her cheek. The end result is a Green Giant on her face.

by BenJeff September 21, 2012

Green Giant

The word used to describe a "joke" that was so bad that no one laughs. Bad jokes such as these generally cause about 10 seconds of awkward silence which can be filled by saying the words "Green Giant" in the same way as it is said on the advert for Green Giant sweetcorn.

Originated on a school trip to Berlin in which the worse joke ever told was about a green giant. Another term that describes the same thing is lead e.g. a lead joke.

Tanc: *Tells and awful joke"

*Awkard Silence/Tumbleweed"

Charlie: Green Giant...

by Doctor Ectum April 3, 2009

giant porn

When two humans shaped like giraffes have intercourse. Their feet normally hang off the bed and they give under-the-chin hickies.

Emilee and Anderson had giant porn last night.
Yeah! Did you see the hickey under her chin?

by Pledge69 March 19, 2017

giant pillow

giant slut. someone who lets everyone sleep with them

Olivia is a giant pillow, she slept with at least twelve guys at the same time

by pillowmaster October 22, 2010

Giants-itus

A case of a team's ability to single handedly dominate the game in the beginning only to completely and utterly blow the game in the end.

The Ravens must have a case of Giants-itus, they had the lead and completely blew it.

by GiantsFanAlways January 17, 2011

cultural giant

A person place or thing that defines the very definition of the culture by monopolizing it's fix on the economy and material and psychological and logic being

Example: the Micheal Jordan is a A cultural giant his shoes, clothes line and appeal. people live bye his way, bye playing the same sport, try to get the same effect that he did and it is taught though out the African-American culture and its institutions to be like mike, Micheal Jordan is a "cultural gaint", his way is taught all over the world!

by Cmcgowen November 9, 2015

giant sex

When a little weak pussy person is crushed to pieces when a jock or a sport god inserts the Twang in her

Last night, me a Carlos had giant sex, He was such a good whoresrider!

by Verbalness November 23, 2016