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cough-dropped

When you're giving head with a cough drop in your mouth, and your partner suddenly shoves your head down so deep that the cough drop gets completely pushed down your throat by his dick.
Example: Susie: *coughing* / Grant: "Are you ok??" / Susie: *more coughing* "Ya, you just cough-dropped me again. *clearing throat* "ok, i'm all good." / Grant: "Then get back down and finish the job." / Susie: "My pleasure."
by ShibaSansFriends August 6, 2016
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Toe Cough

when your toe lets out a strange substance
by Alfnz April 13, 2011
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Schrodinger's cough

The winter cough that afflicts British folk, so called as it is both simultaneously serious enough to be nearly dying and needing antibiotics but simultaneously not bad enough to be COVID and in need of a PCR.

So called after Schrodinger's cat, a thought experiment in which a hypothetical cat may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
"Remember that fella who wanted antibiotics the other day? Schrodinger's cough, couldn't be COVID so couldn't possibly go for a PCR"
by John Whitaker October 13, 2021
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cough dropped

When you successfully get a cough drop to stick to some one after spitting it at them.
I wasnt feeling good, and that girl wouldn't shut up so I cough dropped her!!
by jeb102385 May 20, 2013
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SHuSs cough

Since I moved in with my chain smoking parents, I have aquired shuss cough.
by Sig O'Wret March 23, 2009
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Nuclear Cough

A Nuclear Cough is when you cough so hard you shit your pants a little bit. Aptly named due to the fallout.
Man I was so sick last night I had a Nuclear Cough and ended up having to clean up more than I had expected.
by Jeepers McGillicutty March 11, 2023
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shit's cough

Reilly; last night i smoked too much and had a terrible case of shit's cough, didn't even have a spare change of underwear

Angus;mmmmm!
by shitzkorfi February 21, 2012
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