Artorias Syndrome

A physical condition caused by significant injuries to the left arm, which are left untreated, and have been exacerbated by frenetic physical activity. Can cause strong negative emotions, manifested as outright aggression, or excessive aggression.

Some dude broke his arm trying to defend a direct strike to his shield, but he never really did anything about it. Now he has Artorias Syndrome, and is always trying to start a fight because of the pain it causes.

by DanZhukovin September 20, 2019

MPAA Syndrome

This is a condition named after the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) which causes people to veiw sex-related things as inappropriate, yet be perfectly fine with violence. Sufferers also find homosexualaly much worse than being straight.

When asked to explain why somthing is inappropriate, the will often say "those ideas do not need to be put into children's heads" but will not actually beable to explain why somthing is bad.

Kid: "Can I see this movie?"
Parent: "No, it's rated R"
Kid: "So?"
Parent: "It could have sexual content in it."
Kid: "You have MPAA Syndrome!"

by Dr. Meh April 18, 2011

Saiyan Syndrome

Having an unnatural need to fight and become stronger that only feels natural to yourself.

Saiyan Syndrome unnatural aggression

by TheUncrownedking May 25, 2015

Trash With It Syndrome

The state of being so trash at a game that you get killed by the 5 year olds on hypixel. Not even the sweaty 5 year olds but the ones that use their moms' credit cards to buy cosmetics and ranks because they think they are good. Not to be confused with nice with it syndrome, which is when you kill the sweats because youre just too nice with it.

Kesav has trash with it syndrome as he just lost with diamond armor, iron sword, and gapple to a guy who had leather armor and one hit him off the edge.

by TheKillionaire January 30, 2021

Grayscale syndrome

The phenomena that occurs in infomercials where the video becomes black and white and the simplest tasks are impossible without the product being sold in said infomercial

Vince from Shamwow: Its not possible to wipe up a spill you just spread it around and everything goes black and white thats why you need shamwow.
Me: Thanks to grayscale syndrome they'll sell a million sham wows

by Homgen4 January 30, 2009

COW Syndrome

COWS- Center Of the World Syndrome
Someone who suffers from this believes they are the center of the world, that everything revolves around them. They truly believe that everyone actually gives a damn about every little thing that happens in their lives. These people also suffer from a tendency to post EVERYTHING on facebook, literally EVERYTHING.......

NOBODY CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The entire cast of Jersey Shore & the Kardashians suffer from COW syndrome

Facebook statuses may consist of:
"I just cut my finger!"
"I miss my babe!"
"My babe just cooked dinner for me!"
"omg I just got these beautiful flowers!"
"Just took a shit"
"Had so much fun this weekend with my babe! We went to this club, then to dinner, then a magical fairy ride, then we got home and had a magical fairy dessert!, then we took a both!, then we cuddled in bed! then we went to bed staring into each other's eyes!"
"omg I'm so happy! i couldn't be happier! Life is wonderful!"
"let's talk about me"-COW Syndrome

by WEDONTGIVEASHIT December 2, 2010

Dunlop Syndrome

A condition that exists when your belly has "dun lopped" over your belt. Also related to the "spare tire" that comes with obesity.

Sometimes also referred to as "Dunlap Syndrome", Dunlop is caused by over eating and lack of exercise.

"My boyfriend totally has Dunlop Syndrome. He hasn't seen his belt in years."

by bigwoman March 9, 2009