great weather for snorkeling

It is sarcasm, and has nothing to do with snorkeling. The phrase simply means that the weather is horrible. Therefore snorkeling would infact be impossible, unless you wanted to freeze yourself to death.

"Wow, with all this ice, its great weather for snorkeling!"

by SilentLemon January 24, 2009

Synchronized Snorkeling Team

When three or more gay men are seen shopping together at a boutique

Girl! I was swarmed by the Synchronized Snorkeling Team. They all wanted the same earrings!

by SJ@24 July 10, 2009

snorkeling in the red sea

Going down on a girl who is on her period

After snorkeling in the Red Sea with Jamie, my nose down to my chin were running with blood

by Peneface May 13, 2014

paper bag snorkel game

you give a woman a paper bag, put it on their head, leave a hole in it, and insert a snorkel so that they may breath.

Me: Want to play the paper bag snorkel game?

You: What is the paper bag snorkel game?

Me: Here is a paper bag... wear it... there is a hole i will now insert a snorkel for you to breath.

You: *choking/gagging noises*

by Davidge May 5, 2008

muslim butt snorkel

Where else would you put your snorkel if you wearing goggles over the only opening on your face.

Buk Luk derk der. Sherpa sherpa muslim butt snorkel

by Ubar snorkel October 27, 2020

Snorkeler

A log of shit is so big and long that it partially sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl.

"I just took the biggest shit ever."
"How big?"
"It's a snorkeler."
"Jesus Christ."

by Mr. Brian December 29, 2023

Crawfordsville snorkel dick

When you unhook a woman’s tracheotomy hose and stick your dick in there forcing it out of her mouth like a snorkel

The local chain smoking lot lizard was offering truck drivers a discount on the Crawfordsville snorkel dick.

by xGRIMLOCx June 5, 2024