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girl 1: did matthew ask you out?
girl 2: no.
by someone very funny and cool November 21, 2021
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Matthew, the guy that picks his nose and eats it. Has a small peen , he always acts that he is bricked up but has an incher on a good day, he thinks he is cool but is not and has no style. He looks like a frog and smells like horse shit.
Matthew is a shadow.
by Matthew has a small peen April 4, 2022
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Damn Matthew is a bitch
by Dj_jd66 November 22, 2021
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matthew. he’s also tall. he’s full of trauma. he has a contagious laugh. matt is gay? matthew is not willingly homophobic. he’s kind. #ariesprince #sexy #spectacular
“Matthew might be a bottom
“Matthew is second tallest in the building
“Matthew hates twinks”
by val <3 :) December 13, 2021
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A fucking trash can at apex. Absolutely garbage at octane yet playing one of the best characters. So many fucking L’s, he just so awful at the game
Damn Matthew just fucking scolded the game as usual, but what would I expect from him
by Trash67805 September 6, 2021
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Matthew is undeniably a very loving and caring boyfriend, always going the extra mile to show his affection and support for his partner. His gestures of love are evident in his thoughtfulness, kind words, and acts of service. However, Matthew does struggle with jealousy and insecurity, sometimes allowing these emotions to cloud his judgment. Although he genuinely tries to overcome these feelings, they occasionally resurface, stemming from his unresolved attachment to his ex. Despite not being conventionally attractive, Matthew's charismatic personality shines brightly, making him incredibly appealing to those who take the time to know him. His genuine love and care make him a partner worth cherishing, even with his flaws.
“Matthew is the best boyfriend ever.”
by gyattlover69 June 24, 2023
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An idiotic, loud, sorta ugly guy who somehow gets a hot girl that loves him
Holy shit, how did Matthew get that fucking hottie?!
by Str4wberrii_S4mura1 April 10, 2023
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