The list of the most holy people of all, #1 God, #2 Chuck Norris, #3 Jesus, #4 Will Smith, #5 Tom Hanks
Man asks other man "Why is Chuck Norris second on the Holy List?"
Other man answers "He is so holy he let God be first out of generousity."
Man replies "Oh, that makes sense."
Other man answers "He is so holy he let God be first out of generousity."
Man replies "Oh, that makes sense."
by That Guy With Tha Face September 21, 2009
Get the The Holy Listmug. A list of things that a person of a certain age is to old for. Named after Murtough from the Lethal Weapon movies who keeps saying, "I'm getting to old for this stuff." Also this list is made famous by the T.V. show 'How I Met Your Mother'.
Nic: "So I just got done throwing water balloons from the top of the building."
Tyler: "Dude, we're getting to old for that."
Nic: "What do you mean?"
Tyler: "I think it needs to go on the Murtough List."
Tyler: "Dude, we're getting to old for that."
Nic: "What do you mean?"
Tyler: "I think it needs to go on the Murtough List."
by NicholasAce July 19, 2012
Get the Murtough Listmug. A list of people that, if you could, you would slap for doing or saying something stupid, shady, unrealistic, or being unnecessarily dramatic.
My boss waited until the last minute to give me a project and now wants me to cancel my trip. He is now number 1 on my slap list.
Person 1: I went to Subway and asked for a veggie sub and the lady asked me if I wanted lettuce.
Person 2: Put her on the slap list.
More commonly used as "the list".
Person 1: I went to Subway and asked for a veggie sub and the lady asked me if I wanted lettuce.
Person 2: Put her on the slap list.
More commonly used as "the list".
by Puffy Art December 18, 2013
Get the Slap Listmug. A list made at 4am while on addy of all the projects you want to do but can’t because of noise or lack of tools. Typically ranging from what can be accomplished in the next day, tasks that will be completed within the week and various projects that may get done at some point or never.
These are typically very organized.
-AKT
These are typically very organized.
-AKT
by AK-T86 February 13, 2021
Get the Addy-listmug. The opposite of a "To-Do List", and isn't literally a list, but just an expression. Normally used when a friend/collleague/person says something that you should do/get and don't agree with. First appeared on the G4 TV Show "Code Monkeys".
Friend: "Hey, you should get that thing for that."
You: "I'm going to put that on my "To-Don't List"."
You: "I'm going to put that on my "To-Don't List"."
by Blinkovision July 28, 2011
Get the To-Don't Listmug. Shadow Listing is a list of people mainly in the Art community/Adoptable Community who are on a thin line for getting something from an artist.
A way to get Shadow Listed is by complaining about unfair rules in a Artist's/Creator's post when you do not get something, whining about how a Artist/Creator decides to keep a Adoptable, or you have harassed someone the Artist/Creator knew/is friends with.
All it does is lower the possibility of the person getting accepted, even if they are the only one who offers/enters.
A way to get Shadow Listed is by complaining about unfair rules in a Artist's/Creator's post when you do not get something, whining about how a Artist/Creator decides to keep a Adoptable, or you have harassed someone the Artist/Creator knew/is friends with.
All it does is lower the possibility of the person getting accepted, even if they are the only one who offers/enters.
by Azhure/Simpai April 6, 2021
Get the Shadow Listingmug. terrible. you dont ever want to do one. if you wish to live, then stay away from the earth and environmental science classroom. these will make you crave death, and make you want to kill your heartless teacher that assigned them. there is no way to do them on time, you will always procrastinate, no matter what
friend: have you done the check list yet?
me: of course not, who do you think i am
friend: ITS DUE TOMORROW
me: and?
me: of course not, who do you think i am
friend: ITS DUE TOMORROW
me: and?
by juuling_cat November 8, 2019
Get the check listmug.