A cocktail comprised of beetroot juice, lemon extract, salt, eggplant, raw egg, fish sauce, and vodka.
John: " Hey girl, wanna go out and get some Hedgehog Facefucks with me?
Lisa: " Sure, I love Hedgehog Facefucks! "
Lisa: " Sure, I love Hedgehog Facefucks! "
by dogafire July 9, 2024
Get the Hedgehog Facefuckmug. by Skootnix August 11, 2022
Get the Dumbass Idiot Hedgehogmug. by steve-m8 June 9, 2016
Get the hedgehog assmug. I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
by anonymous February 8, 2023
Get the Shadow The Hedgehogmug. A kinky sex act where one partner, after eating a gas-inducing meal (think beans or broccoli), unleashes a prolonged, intentional fart while the other partner is curled up in a tight, defensive position—mimicking a hedgehog’s spiky ball—during oral or anal play. The “gassing” is the pungent release, meant to tease or dominate the “hedgehog,” who’s either reluctantly into it or playfully protesting the stench. Requires trust, a twisted sense of humor, and probably a safe word.
“Last night got wild—Jake was gassing the hedgehog while Sarah was all curled up, giggling and yelling for him to stop before she passed out.”
by Nasty Ninja April 30, 2025
Get the Gassing the Hedgehogmug. I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
by herobean5836 April 25, 2022
Get the Shadow the hedgehogmug. There was a time sonic the hedgehog was an impressive game. Most people couldnt find better graphics in a video game. Nowadays, it seems like every video game console tries to outdo the next to the point that it's silly, people seem to need the false sense of satisfaction they get from a video game with 3D graphics and one that seems real, even though theres nothing realistic about video games in the first place, there never was.
Kid- Have you ever seen a blue hedgehog do this shit before?
Kid's friend- No, never. That's close to teleportation, I've only seen that on TV before today. What the fuck is this sonic the hedgehog shit?
Kid's friend- No, never. That's close to teleportation, I've only seen that on TV before today. What the fuck is this sonic the hedgehog shit?
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020
Get the Sonic the hedgehogmug.