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I Amazon.
Dude you live in your van, where do you piss? I Amazon. I piss in a drink container.
by Karma Lodro April 27, 2021
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Amazon Corset Complex

The Amazon Corset Complex is the mass production of clothing meant to be alternative but are made so cheaply that they either fall apart quickly, or aren't what they were advertised to be.
Person 1: "Eek! My rings are turning my fingers green!"
Person 2: "That sucks, where did you get them?"
Person 1: "Shein and Temu." :(
Person 3: "Damn, another victim of the Amazon Corset Complex."
by comfi September 28, 2024
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Amazon hangover

When you wake up in the morning and have no idea what you bought last night in Amazon and regret half of it once you find out.
The Amazon hangover is real. I spent over $100 last night
by Robot0 October 11, 2023
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Amazon

To overcomplicate to the point of ridiculous blunder.

To reject all sense of reason, sensibility, or efficiency.
Wow, we just amazoned the hell out of that.
by Jerm Dogg Millionaire January 23, 2022
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Amazon Bop

A woman who starts working at an Amazon warehouse and suddenly becomes a freaky whore. The effects of the "Amazon Bop" phenomenon can effect single women or ones currently in a relationship.
"You talk to Jamie lately? He was down bad in love with that Amazon Bop Kaelie last i heard"
"Bro, you said your girl started at AMAZON? Nah bro, its over. She's boutta turn into an Amazon bop."
by Samurijackfan283 February 9, 2025
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Amazon Bonus Plan

When you work for Amazon and they force you and all the other employees to celebrate being the lowest cost center. While they cut all overtime, that employees all count on , so the Site lead can get a huge bonus.
Hey man, I have to get a second job to feed my kids because of this lovely Amazon Bonus Plan!
by Amazonsux October 15, 2023
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