snatch purse

When a woman hides items of personal value in her vagina.

Bro, my sis thought she was going to be searched by the 5-0, so she stored her crack in her snatch purse.

by Stealthy_Redneck October 31, 2017

sows purse

vagina

sows purse is vagina

by zand jgrkkljgrkln April 29, 2011

Purse Carrier

A gutless, mindless, emasculated male who has been relegated to taking orders from women who won't have sex with him.

Man, that Al Gore is a purse carrier.

by alphamale68 December 19, 2009

Rattlesnake Purse

A woman who has such a surplus of prescription drug medication in her purse it rattles when you shake it.

I would date her at your own risk, she has a rattlesnake purse.

by Fraz Von Hoffer April 19, 2017

purse fries

Being ratchet by buying fries begore a fancy event, and putting them in your purse

Jessica bought purse fries before going to prom

by CookiesnCream2.0 April 23, 2017

Purse Hanger

A boyfriend who is so infatuated with his significant other that he does not realize that no real chemistry exists between them, or that he serves only as an object to be exploited, especially as an apparatus upon whom she may hang her purse should she desire to ascertain the fit of a particular garment.

Guy #1 "Dude, did you hear Alex and Kayla are going out?"

Guy #2 "Dude, she doesn't even like him, he's just her purse hanger"

Guy #1 "Yeah, but he doesn't care, she's like the hottest chick on this side of the Appalachians"

by RJSCR March 30, 2011

colombian purse

Vagine - a discreet location where you can store and transport illegal substance and/or cash.

John: "I don't know how to sneak this bag of coke in"
Jane: "Don't worry - I'll bring it with me in my Colombian purse."

by Barbara Millicent Roberts June 13, 2018