Testicle Swirly

After flushing the toilet when one sits down too soon to pinch off another loaf the water is still rising and hence, yes the dreaded "Testicle Swirly". Happened to me two nights ago.

Oh damn, Ralph, I flushed the toilet to empty any remaining morning remnants but had to go so bad that I sat down too fast and got a half bag full of a Testicle Swirly. I guess it is better than a headfirst swirly.

by Kevin Joseph May 16, 2022

testicle torture

This is when the testicles/nuts/balls/genitalia/genitals are torchers in many ways like crusheing the testicles

1:“If you will not talk we will begin the testicular torture”

2: the testicle torture has began

by Biggest brain December 11, 2022

tentacle dick

something that artists draw on furries or robots when they dont know how to attach a proper dick to it

"dude how the fuck do you draw a dick"
"just draw a tentacle dick dude it'll be fine"

by air wubbox tentacle January 14, 2023

testicle nipples

I have a big cock

i put my big cock into my friends testicle nipples

by Sukify January 23, 2023

Testiclism

The proccess of completely and utterly anhilalating ones gentiles utilising a vice, ballpoint hammer, bat, or otherwise in front of friends and family.

Sam was so distraught at his father's death that he chose death by testiclism.

by Bigboibruam August 10, 2023

Testicleberries

A very popular and traditional fruit in Hoeland, tastes like jizz.

Zoinks! I'd love to taste some testicleberries!

by Sbuntone August 17, 2023

cyber testicle

an ingenius online podcast which crudely entertains us with reviews of dr who episodes and big finish.

I'm sick of the fucken shit today, my boss is a cunt and I need something that will stimulate my senses..oh! I forgot that cyber testicle updated and there is an episode waiting for me to wank over.

by lesbian cat fucker June 19, 2010