Crumpet Teeth

When someones teeth has unusual staining on them. Staining similar to the color of a crumpet or english muffin such as: off white, yellow, orange, brown or even hints of black.

He was totally cute until he smiled, it was a serious crumpet teeth situation. Brown with hints of yellow, it reminded me of a toasted english muffin. Gross!

by No Internal Monologue August 23, 2010

Teeth Filling

When you are fucking her mouth so hard, it knocks a chunk of her tooth out and you soon fill it with your jizz

"I gave Becky the old teeth filling last night."

"When John gave me the teeth filling last night, it fucked up my teeth and the dentist said it had to be removed."

by Join Meme Cuisine December 10, 2018

Castle Teeth

When someones teeth resemble castle turrets.

Yo Dirk, you see Shannon's teeth? Heh. Shit is all fucked up, she got those little Castle Teeth, and her booty look like its wearing a diaper.

by hotgoblin October 3, 2013

Kraken teeth

Kraken teeth are found on kraken and are very valuable, they are worth about 1/23 a gram of unicorn dust and can be ground up and snorted to have a similar effect to leprechaun earlobes or sold on black market

Danny was flyin on some kraken teeth

by Jawen July 8, 2014

turd teeth

One who's teeth are disgusting like a crack or meth head with stank breath!

Dude, he had turd teeth!

by Craycray75 March 31, 2015

Wisdom teeth

When you become yoda wise

Jack:I'm so smart! I'm yoda wise now!
Harry:what?
Jack:I got my wisdom teeth!
Harry: *scoffs* you weren't acting yoda wise at all, when you got them removed more of a jar jar binks wisdom

by Crypti September 20, 2019

Council Teeth

When somebody has yellow teeth.

John :"Do your teeth work for the council"
Dave:"No"
John:"Well why are they wearing yellow jackets, council teeth"

by QuakerOatsReadyBrek December 17, 2016