taxi cabs for fleas

Greyhound

We went to the Dapto Dogs to watch the skinny taxi cabs for fleas run around the track

by #elizabethan2010 October 29, 2017

Taxi Tax

The fee or favor you charge your friends when you DD (designated driver). Usually in the form of taking said friends beer and/or snacks as “tax” for being his DD.

Friend 1: “Hey! Why are you eating my chips?”
Friend 2: “Taxi tax.”

by KrustyWeiner420 August 22, 2021

taxi bird

The girl or woman who is apparently the ugliest or the worse for wear in the club or other premises at the end of the night, which normally you wouldn't usually entertain or think about seeing her, but as you have little money at the end of the night and need to get home you flirt with her and tell her she is hot in order to get a free lift home.

Hey joe, I'm gonna need a taxi bird at end of night as I'm skint.

by singer61 May 5, 2018

Meat taxi

A skydiver referring to the tandem instructor taking passengers on a skydive.

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, nope it’s a meat taxi!

by Wimshady July 22, 2020

Taxi Faggot

A drunk guy in a taxi yelling "RIGHT?!!" to people passing by, and trying to get out, follow and attack them.

That drunk savage is being a taxi faggot. Someone needs to beat his ass.

by John Anderson 1 August 21, 2025

Taxi Driving

(V) To drive recklessly like there is no tomorrow, give the birdie to people who you deem too slow or too law- abiding, all the whole yelling into a bluetooth headset.
Noun: Taxi Drive

Taxi drivers are especially good at taxi driving.

by MyPi February 26, 2019

taxi bird

Woman you would get at end of nite just to get home as you no money left .usually the ugliest bird there is

I'm skint need to get a taxi bird to get home

by singer61 May 16, 2018