taxi the tabaxi

A man whos had gay sex with a drow elf before.

Hes also pan and is very gay for Br’aad vengolor!!
Also oriana is a bitch and he wont admit it

Person 1: is that a furry??!!!??
Person 2: no hes just a tabaxi whore aka taxi the tabaxi

by Gh0stie_bo1/Charlie November 3, 2022

fart taxi

When you let out a little bit of a fart just as someone is walking by. They catch your fart and crop dust others with your smellies - you have a fart taxi.

I let out a squeaky fart just as Mallory was walking by. She got a little on her and passed it along to Davis at the bar. Mallory was my fart taxi. Bless her heart.

by GoGo Bates June 8, 2022

income taxi

How people look spending their income tax on things they usually can't afford.

Girl, you see Shameka over there looking real income taxi with her new phone, hair, and nails!

by MICHELLEAPRIL September 17, 2016

Waxy Taxi

when a person rides a guy that has a hairy chest, attaches wax strips on said hairy chest. Riding until close and upon climax yells "Yo Taxi" ripping off the strips.

"Jaimie gave Paul a Waxy Taxi last night, his chest is still sore"

by Master of the Retard Wrangler February 15, 2023

Canadian Taxi

When you call a cab in Canada and give the driver maple syrup and poutine on Canada day

Me and my buddy did a Canadian taxi this Canada day and the driver drove us for free!

by Pineapple6685 August 26, 2022

Meat taxi

A skydiver referring to the tandem instructor taking passengers on a skydive.

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, nope it’s a meat taxi!

by Wimshady July 22, 2020

Taxi Cab Drunk

Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.

Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.

Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.

Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!

by Impaler August 27, 2013