laptop tattoos

the marks made on your legs from having a laptop resting on them for wayyyyy too long.

I was on facebook all night long, and now I have some serious laptop tattoos goin' on.

by AliceInUnderland August 29, 2011

Trendy Tattoo

Any tattoo design that has become popular among the masses. Can also be a popular spot on the body that a tattoo is placed.

List of trendy tattoos:
Koi fish w/ lotus flowers in crashing waves. Cherry blossom tree. Single feather. Tribal. Stars. Crows. Butterflies. Anchors. Sparrows.

by Realistic~Raven February 8, 2012

Nipple Tattoo

A nipple tattoo is pretty self explanatory. It usually occurs at a party or when one is intoxicated, and this person, usually female, gets a tattoo on their nipple. The tattoo is usually of a flower or, when the tattooist is intoxicated, a smiley face. Some creative designs include a bicycle or even a ham being held by a dinosaur.

Dude 1: Hey were you at that rager last night?
Dude 2: Yea man it was awesome. I got laid and I got a nipple tattoo.
Dude 1: Oh sweet man! It looks like an owl.

by BaeSlayer November 24, 2014

sleep-tation

falling asleep before a youtube meditation, and then performing said meditation in ones sleep.

I was watching youtube—a meditation channel, and then I fell asleep—right before a manifestation meditation, and it worked—sleep-tation!

by lawrence De Plume August 1, 2017

Bieber Tattoo

A really poor quality and crappy tattoo that looks more like a doodle from your elementary school notebook, that was done with a pencil or a crayon instead of using an ink needle. Named after the cavalcade of shitty tattoos adorned on Justin Bieber's little chicken wings

Tattoo Artist: Hey man, how's the tattoo I gave.....why do you look pissed?
Customer: YOU GAVE ME A FUCKING BIEBER TATTOO!! I WANT MY GOD DAMN MONEY BACK!!

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Sex Tattoo

A Tattoo located somewhere on the body as to only been seen before/after having sexual intercourse.

"I finally banged Megan, I never knew she had a sex tattoo."

by AdiosPantalones February 7, 2019

Compass tattoo

The compass tattoo, typically with a longer arrow, represents a man’s homosexuality. If the long arrow is pointing up this means they are a “top” and if the arrow is pointing down it means they are a “bottom”.

“Have you seen that Dave’s arrow is pointing down on his compass tattoo? I always thought he would be a top not a bottom”

by user2847629 October 14, 2023