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Tampon Tub

A system of free emergency tampons in your school, college or workplace.

Tampon Tubs are a supply of free emergency tampons, set up for and by people who menstruate. The idea is that you take one when you need one and replenish it when you have a spare. Tampon Tubs are maintained through an honour system and are easy to set up. Never go without again.
There is a Tampon Tub in the library toilets, it really came in handy the other day.
by Aphrodyki February 12, 2015
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Social Tampon

When a guys chick friend calls and belly aches about bad boyfriends.
When a guy is subjected to the belly aching of chickfriends loss of current boyfriend. He is her social tampon.
by Ry Ry35 July 2, 2008
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Nuclear Tampon

A tampon of intense size. Only one exists in the world. Used to plug up Rosey O'Donnel's blood spewing vagina. There is not enough cotton in the current world to make one. Instead, a normal sized tampon use enlarged by radiation.
More people died of the seeping radiaton then that of the Hiroshima Bomb.
by Mr Evil Betty April 18, 2004
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vodka tampon

A vodka tampon is when a woman soaks a tampon in vodka and sticks it in her coochie so as to get intoxicated.
When they got the drunk woman to the hospital, they found a vodka tampon in her vagina.
by Teratogen January 16, 2012
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smoking tampons

A fucking amazing thing to do that will both get you high and make you incredibly fucking badass. Awesome dudes like to smoke tampons because of the high amounts of THC, nicotine and 4-methylmethcathinone.

Smoking tampons is highly illegal, super extreme and not for lame-os. If you don't smoke tampons, you smoke dicks.
Lame-o: Whoa, look at that guy smoking tampons, what a cool dude.

Dudebro: WHOA, THAT RAD MAN IS SMOKING TAMPONS THROUGH HIS NOSE!

Faggot: I do not smoke tampons, therefore I am a faggot.
by WP88 April 2, 2010
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Put a tampon on

When someone is getting mad at something stupid or anything at all.
(Guy) You Idiot! There's no gas in the car, now I have to stop by at the gas station tomorrow morning.

(Guy 2) Put a tampon on and stop the bleeding.
by Vibez, The Voice January 16, 2013
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tampon kink

The kink of getting turned on by a tampon
“I have a tampon kink….”

“Ew, bro wtf
by FeralKat September 13, 2021
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