turtle 

smearing poop all over your back

moron: why r u coved in poop?
me: I turtled

turtle by HandsomeDragon8 September 15, 2022

Turtle 

A sea creature that has a cousin called the tortoise. THE TURTLE HAS FLIPPERS NOT FEET
Also they poop out a lot of eggs and only 1 in like 30 of those eggs survive to adulthood

I love turtles

Turtle by yourmummiesfavpostion January 8, 2023

Turtle 

Greazy’s manz. He really loves saag but is extremely whitewashed. He also likes to eat spaghetti in milk. Doesn’t like Greazy back😭🐢

Turtle is gonna give Greazy a g-wagon and turtleinnis

Turtle by Gursimran Sandhu January 12, 2023

Turtle 

Seen a lot of nothing from these "definitions" of turtles but a turtle is a person who is mentally slow and retreats into their shell when called out on their BS

this turtle had the nerve to lie to my face and act like I wouldn't call her out

Turtle by Gamzeelmao February 15, 2023

turtle 

When a girl tucks under her blankets while a guy has anal sex with her.

toddino: my girlfriend did the turtle with me last night and it's so fucking hot
lukey: omg bro lucky

turtle by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023

Turtle 

A water dwelling creature with a hard outer shell.

Save the turtles!
God, turtles turn me on!
Shove that turtle up my ass!

Turtle by oNoIoGoGoEoR June 5, 2023

Turtle 

Kiavash is a trutle

kiavash your a turtle

Turtle by 2dixbt1psy August 15, 2023