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Travel Lob

A phenomenon affecting the gentleman when on long car journeys. When the natural harmonics of the road vibrations through the car at cruising speed, cause a usually unwelcomed lob on (aka semi, chub on, semi erect penis) for no apparent reason. Indeed you could be thinking of things entirely un-erotic.

Usually affecting the gentlemen passenger, but will hit a driver after a while. There is speculation of 'Journey Juice' affecting women, but this is unconfirmed.
Passenger: Dude, i've just got to take my seatbelt off and sort my self out.

Driver: Why, what the fuck is going on

Passenger: well i've suddenly got a tremendous Travel Lob on. Not sure why, I was just thinking about my forthcoming exam.

Driver: Oh. Oh OK.
by burty330 July 31, 2012
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perpetual traveler

PT, also read as "prior taxpayer" or "permanent tourist".

Someone who travels from nation in such a way that he isn't considered resident in any of the nations he visits. This way, he doesn't have to pay income tax.
PT's often have their official residency in some sort of tax haven.

Also see Nomad Capitalist
Me: Why aren't you paying any taxes here, Jeff?
Jeff: Because I'm a perpetual traveler and not a resident of this country. Besides, taxes are theft.
Jeff takes a huge puff of smoke on his cigar and blows it in my face.
by agorist January 19, 2014
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Travel Hit

If a party call a legal (travel hit) between the exchange of a high powered nicotine delivery device. The party is then allowed to hit the device before the exchange is complete
A party asked to hit the vape. While the vape is about to be exchanged “I call legal travel” the person is then allowed to hit the vape then pass it to the person who asked to hit

A travel hit is when a person can hit the vape before it is being passed to the person that asked to hit it
by Dr.Lomond August 11, 2023
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The Traveling Mugs

Probably, the most amazing band to ever emerge from West Milford, New Jersey. Band is made up of, Keith, Zach "The Dick" "The Manager" Shiz, Jesse, Kevin and most recently Andrew. The band's debut album "Gurl You Lookin' Snazzy" was released to mymusicstream.com in November 2010 and was a local success! It included hits such as: "(I Can Do The) Frog Jog, a cover of Ke$ha's hit song "TiK ToK", "It Was His Brother - The Sheriff", and the hit song that sweeped West Milford like a forest fire from hell! "Awwh Jobie Whatchu' Doin' Dog?"

The band is currently working on their second album, slated for a late April release. The name of the new album will be The Traveling Mugs Presents: A Rabid Bear Let Loose In A Nursery. It will be the most amazing album in the history of the music industry!

They get the BA-BA-BA BITCHES!
Boy: The Traveling Mugs, are without a doubt the most electrifying band in all of music. They are so hardcore, yet sentimental, yet kick ass, yet inspiring. They are going to change the world with their sick ass beats and their brees and their squees.

Chick: Dude bro, I know. When I listened to their album...my head exploded with awesomeness. And they have a kickass Manager.
by Shiz The Dick The Manager March 9, 2011
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Time Traveler

A woman who appears to age as she gets nearer to you.
I thought she was 21 from the other side of the club, but after I walked up to that Time Traveler, she had to have been at least 42.
by g.f.y. February 3, 2010
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Time Traveler

For the sensitive people out there: Someone who is “disadvantaged”. For those of us who have a sense of humor: Someone who is born with Autism of any kind, Downsyndrome (AKA Downy), or any birth defect that would classify them as mentally retarded.
We were going to sit down at lunch, but then my friend said, “No wait, that’s the Time Travelers’ table”
by A.L Teacher May 30, 2018
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travel accessory

a sex toy disguised as an common everyday item so that when luggage is scanned or inspected by a TSA agent at the airport it is not obvious you are traveling with your vibrator or dildo.
My favorite travel accessory is my vibrating rubber ducky.
by happy_traveler February 11, 2005
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