booty ticket

A slip or verbal version of the booty ticket is exceptional. A booty ticket is where a loved one or someone wanting to grab that booty. It cannot be denied or reversed

Dude, you should show her your booty ticket

by mister bum hole November 25, 2019

Hooker tickets

Another term for American one dollar bills.

I paid for my lunch using hooker tickets.

by Roscoethadon May 24, 2018

just the ticket

very suitable and exactly what is needed

This tool is just the ticket!

by manfred.ackermann April 21, 2018

Snow ticket

An oblong snowball used use for wiping your asshole after taking a shit in the woods when there is no toilet paper.

That snow ticket was charmin soft.

by The Slane April 1, 2017

Mets tickets

New York City mayor bill deblasio failed bail reform program where criminals are given free mets tickets, gift cards, and other amenities as an incentive for them to show up to court.

He slashed 4 people in the Bronx, punched two Asian women in the nyc subway, was finally arrested, but was quickly released without bail and given mets tickets in hopes he shows up to court for his hearing.

by gabbagooo February 20, 2021

They bought their ticket

Use this phrase when someone knew it was coming, so they deserve the consequences. This phrase was said in "Airplane!" the movie.

A rollercoaster breaks in the middle of a ride and the people inside the rollercoaster are in danger.
"They bought their ticket," says a bystander of the situation.

by Timmy Mea. April 2, 2021

ticket insurance

The one car going faster than you when you're speeding on the freeway. The general idea is that you can go as fast as you want as long as the other guy is going faster, that way if a cop sees you both speeding he will pull over the other guy and not you.

Wow, I'm going 80 in the fast lane and this jackass just zoomed past me. Ticket insurance!

by The 5th Floor December 17, 2012