jalapeno toad

When you need to spicy things up so you put some fresh sliced jalapenos in her ass.

Alexandra and I got spicy last night. I gave her the Jalapeno Toad.

by John Magnum Long January 23, 2021

Toad drowner

A very heavy rainfall, usually resulting from a heavy thunderstorm. Usually will force toads to the surface, as they can be flooded out if they remain underground. Also known as a toad strangler.

Wow Jim, we got a real toad drowner last night! I got 1.77 inches in my gauge, how much did you get?

by stinky-poop-fart May 23, 2022

toad dick

a bumpy, lumpy, or rough penis.

anna: did you hear caleb has a toad dick?
ben: yea i heard it be bumpy as hell.

by loosejuice420 October 30, 2021

toad yeeting

Catching a Cane Toad and yeeting the animal with a tool.

Catching a Cane Toad and placed it on the end of a garden rake before shouting yeet! And throwing or toad yeeting it as far as possible then listening for a thud.

by Bla804 October 18, 2019

Toad crappin

smokin a blunt with ya friends

Mom got mad because she caught me toad crappin.

by cainsmom June 23, 2021

toad carrot

a person who is perpetually late

You fucking Toad Carrot, show up to work on time!!!

by Aural Addict January 6, 2015

eat a toad

the family friendly version of eat my dick

Sally: i hate dogs
Tom: eat a toad
Sally: eww wtf tom im not into ur fetishes
Tom: what no

by ByeHiHiHiHiHiHi December 11, 2019