Slinky gram

A Slinky Gram Is A Soft Long Dick Pause

Hey Daddy Can I Touch Your Slinky Gram

by Jojomojo December 7, 2023

grams juice

An alcoholic mixed drink originally from Philadelphia consisting of 5-8 shots of Rain brand vodka and monster pacific punch

Dani: “we got liquor? I wanna pregame before the function”

Alice: “yeah they’re making grams juice”

by Sl4ught3rr August 19, 2023

dirty-gram

A letter from your landlord or other legal agency that you're in debt to and it is a notice of cancelation or eviction due to non-payment. Or it could be a summons to court or a served notice that you're being charged with something.

"I'm late on the rent, so it's a matter of time before I get that dirty-gram in my mailbox."

by Cyborg Johnny September 10, 2023

The Fitness Gram Pacer Test

a running capability test usually used on children to test their ability to run. this was especially common in elementary schools in the early 2000s to 2015, however, its recently fell out of fashion in some schools, due to children now being special little fucking snowflakes who cant run for their life.

this was also referred to as a torture method for 2nd and 5th graders, as the test is timed for every lap (running from point A, to point B back to point A), and this time limit goes up faster. most crotch goblins cant get past lap 5-7

"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start."

or

Mike: "holy shit, i just finished the fitness gram pacer test"
Bryan: "damn, i only could make it to lap 5 before i passed out"

by Zer0Rebel4 November 9, 2020

Clam-o-gram

The female version of a dick pic

Girl: send me a dick pic...
Guy: only if you send me a clam-o-gram first...

by Clam go January 4, 2021

gram

a metric unit of measurement

gimme a gram?

by Cody5050 January 27, 2021

gram crap

A gram crap is a person who is a cutie pie makes all the bitches fall in love with his cute face. Looks innocent but can be a real monster if left unattended.

Aye yo gram crap stop making a mess! Ehpabbaaa

by Romy.VQ15 February 8, 2021