chip terror

When your munching on some chips and you can't stop-for anything

My girl called and I answered but I was on a chip terror with some nacho cheese flavored doritos so I crunched and mumbled into the phone

by doctorjosh March 13, 2010

terror fishing

Terrorists search internet sites like Twitter and Facebook for individuals who are angry and dissatisfied with their lives. They reach out and try to convince them to commit terrorist acts. terrorist, jihad, radicalism, Facebook, Twitter, internet, war on terror, FBI, ATF, police, hostage, victims, active shooter, perpetrator, suspect, shooter, bomb, explosion

Someone friended me on Facebook and started talking about how America was evil and I should disrupt the system. I think it was some lunatic terror fishing.

by joecoolthefool March 10, 2016

Terror Dick

A dick that is bigger than a bbc and wont fit in a vagina

Trent Bennett has a terror dick

by Jiggle daddy February 13, 2019

nut terror

A wet dream... but a nightmare

“Dude, I woke up screaming covered in a cold sweat and cum. I must have had a nut terror.”

by Xahnder March 5, 2019

Linguistic Terrorism

Destroying a language by using it incorrectly or in a way that is not in line or accordance with its rules, conventions, etc.

In the University of Excellence in English Language and Language Arts, Joe was convicted of first-degree linguistic terrorism by the University's faculty and superintendent when he wrote an entire research paper (53 pages to be precise) in which he used the word "then" in every place where he should've used "than" and misspelling every word in the last 25 pages. He was accordingly given a 25-year sentence (instead of a 10 non-decillion one, which the superintendent was very tempted to give) in order for him to learn his lesson and in order to warn others that the English language will be rigorously and strictly preserved at all costs.

by CreeperDude567 November 3, 2020

terrorism wank

When you haven't fapped for more than a week and finally nut shouting: 'allahu akbar' as you cum

I haven't fapped for 2 weeks and just had a terrorism wank, yeah my jizz can take down buildings

by Captain of The SS September 4, 2017

terror junkie

Someone who watches days of television about a terrorist incident and then reads every story they can about terrorist strikes or groups on the internet. terrorism, terrorist, al qaeda, ISIS, militia , bomb, SWAT team, explosion, suicide bomber, terrorazzi, terrorcation

All you do each day is watch hours of tv about the terrorist strike in Europe. They say the same thing everyday, you're officially a terror junkie.

by joecoolthefool October 11, 2016