don't ask don't tell

A stupid policy that forces the discharge of gays and lesbians from the military.

I guess this means that all men aren't created equal.

Why is the government so friggin' stupid?

by I love Shirley Manson because she is cool. Muahahaha! December 29, 2003

council telly

Any non-satelite, non cable TV station that is free-to-air.

"Have you seen the latest episode of the exciting TV serial Lost"
"no, I'll have to wait until it comes on the council telly"

by Sean McB October 13, 2007

run tell dat

Go ahead and tattle. Used, esp by children, to taunt or challenge someone known to be a tattle-tell to really go and tell the whole story. Often preceded by the word "go"

Child: "Ooooh, I saw you kissin Shaniqua behind the bungaloos!"
Teenager: "And I teabagged her too. Go run tell dat!"

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Wimp: "Ugh! I know it was you who threw that snot rag at me! I'm going to tell Mr. Franklin."
Bully: "That wasn't snot, stupid. Hahaha. Go run tell dat!"

by faunboy August 18, 2010

telly

Slang for television. The original meaning of 'telly'.

Someone turn on the telly.

by Bobrox May 2, 2006

Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again

A dickish/sarcastic way of telling someone, after they told you something such as a story, a time they had in there life, etc.etc.etc.

Sleezy: Some guy moved into my neighborhood and they call him Snoop.
Meezy: "Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again."

by ERIKGYOUKNOWHOIBE September 29, 2011

Tell Me Something I Don't Know

TMSIDK is the abbreviation of Tell Me Something I Don't Know. To show sarcasm at the obvious.

Person 1: "It's raining out"

Person 2: "Tell Me Something I Don't Know"

Can also look at sites like www.tmsidk.com for more info.

by agnoster August 19, 2010

tell me how my ass tastes

The new slang or term to beak someone. Thought up by the epic freestyler Shaq. This phrase can be used to make fun of someone and is a sure when to shut the other guy up

tony: You aye you suck bro your a piece of garbage
mike: is that right?
tony: ya man your worthless
mike: well.. tell me how my ass tastes!

by mydickisafootlong June 26, 2008