P.T.M

1.Pony Tail Man
2.Man with pony tail

Holy Momma,check out that mad P.T.M it's atleast 12 inches!

by mista mandalicious February 26, 2005

T.A.P.

Tight Ass Pussy

For some reason, it's a regulation to wear short shorts in Volleyball--I wonder who made those rules.

The hell if I care though, it makes the game fun to watch.

Women in lycra/spandex volleyball shorts...

by Troy H February 19, 2004

P.T.A.

Stands for Pussy Tits & Ass.

Used for when you don't want your wife/girlfriend/mom/anyone to know where you're going (i.e. stripclub) or talking about.

Also used as an expression of excitement, happiness, surprise, and/or sadness.(May use fucking to express feelings better)

You: "Hey uh, babe I'm going to a P.T.A. Meeting, ok?"
Her: "OK"

You: "Dude, I would so want to see her P.T.A."
Her: "What?"

"I can't wait until tonight!P.T.A.!"

"Dude we won! P.T.A!"

"Holy P.T.A! You guys fucking scared me!"

"I can't believe we lost..P.T. Fucking A.!"

by Eric G. October 21, 2004

E.P.T

El Paso, Texas, da greatest city in West Texas!

I went down to EPT the other night, and man that place is da shit!

by Team LX September 17, 2004

T.I.P.S

Troubles Isssues Problems

Everybody have them.

by What February 13, 2005

P.T.A.

Pussy, Tits and Armpits - Female Airplane Bath

A quick and nasty wash usually not effective

Man - `` Dude, that chick was wearing those same clothes at the Club last night``

Dude - `` Man she probably was partying all night and day in those clothes, Hope she gave herself a P.T.A. before she went Clubbing tonight. ``

by King Bariteke January 16, 2014

B.P.T

B.P.T: an acronym standing for Bowl Packing Time. Used commonly in Northern Virginia/D.C. metro area by heads who smoke the ganja before packing a bowl

"Hey what time is it?"
"It's B.P.T!"

by DCrat August 5, 2008