two cans short of a six pack

adj. stupid or crazy; not "all there."

oh man, look at this two cans short of a six pack

by Mohamed youssif September 5, 2008

Few Cards Short of a Full Deck

Refers to a person without snap or intellegence, i. e. their brain does not function as a normal person's would.

Why did your brother put his penis in the hot tub jet again?

Oh, he's got a few cards short of a full deck.

by DrHarley06 October 30, 2007

short arm

the male's sexual organ, teh penis.

she wants my short arm tonight! I'm going to blast it up, stick it in, flip the skins, do dirty dancing.

by mother bitch November 22, 2002

Short Man Syndrome

A man who is below average height for his age group, and is aggressive to compensate for his shortness.

"He's so short and aggressive, probably has Short Man Syndrome."

by ijderrick November 9, 2021

One fry short of a happy meal.

Nutty, Crazy, Simple, Retarded,

One card short of a full deck

That was an unbelievable, amazing and really stupid thing he did. He must be "One fry short of a happy meal."

That guy is not all there, think he must be "One fry short of a happy meal."

by 007professor007 April 1, 2010

Strawberry Shortcake revenge

After a girl gives oral sex to a man, she head but his nose, making it bleed profusely, then proceeds to spit his own cum on his face, making a strawberry shortcake revenge.

That bitch strawberry shortcake revenged me last night

by cummaster151990 February 23, 2009

sworts

Sweat pants that are cut at the knee to look like shorts. The combination between sweat pants and shorts.

I think that I am going to wear my sworts today.

by codebourn December 30, 2008