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Jesus Platform Sandals

Magical shoes. Similar to the brown sandals Jesus wore except.. They are PLATFORM. They can make anyone sexy. Even You. (Except for Bishnas) (They are evil creatures).
Lucinda: OMG, did you hear about the new Jesus Platform sandals?
Eugene: Yes. I bought them. Now Im a sexy boy.
Lucinda: Yes, yes you are ;) Did you see bishna bought them?
Eugene: Yes.. Shes still a bishna though.
by PrayingFishChild. May 16, 2010
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Scandalicious

A very sexy woman.

There is scandalous and then there is scandalicious.
"Damn, that chick is Scandalicious!"
by Shawn January 20, 2005
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Soccer sandal effect

(noun) - The over-reaching and yet inexplicably clever marketing gimmick of labeling and identifying a product (or person) with an often inaccurate, "cool-sounding", or "trendy" description so that the product/person, which would ordinarily be thought of as unattractive, unskilled, and/or worthless, now seems "hot".

See also soccer sandal.
"Super-star" Ashlee Simpson, "actress" Paris Hilton, or "TomKat" are three examples of the "soccer sandal effect".
by NikeACG August 14, 2005
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Scandalousss

The act of being scandalous infront of a wide variety of audience. To act in shamless ways. To gain mass attention by acting in ways not common in public.
Gurl you be acting scandalousss on the dancefloor!

Sarah, what are we? SCANDALOUSSS

OMG those people are being scandalousss!
by Mikel Monroe March 24, 2008
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Scandalabra

A scandal in which is either grandiose in size, design, or believability, or a scandal of the same nature involving more then one scandal, or mini scandals, to create one of catastrophic proportions.
"OMG Annie! Scandalabra at the apartment last night!"

Sean's scandalabra was fucking crazy! He literally fucked with everyone's life!"

Because of Stephanie's scandalabra, no one likes her.
by Clevrnwite April 7, 2009
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scandalism

(Verb with subject) - the intentional act of ruining someone’s reputation through rumor or gossip.
Scandalismcan be witnessed almost anywhere.
by Miasmom November 3, 2017
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Shandale

SHANDALE: proper noun: pronounced \ˈshan-dˈāl\

Gorgeous Man- sometimes referred to as Shandy-(not to be confused with the Irish drink).

A Shandale has a beautiful mind and spirit, which is often overlooked by his amazing humor. He is strong, driven-and has an admirable focus, that many lack. It is known that he often puts others before himself. He has dreamy eyes and wonderful lips-each kiss speaks to your soul-each look captures your heart. He is sought as a leader-and inspires others-to aspire to be more-but often forgets, how amazing he truly is.

A born leader/builder-often a carpenter, but is experienced in a number of trades. He owns his own company –that will be known worldwide. Shandales are rarely single-Those named Erica or with the last name Castile are usually quite enamored by his qualities-and will spend their whole life being in love with the man that he is.
You usually find only one Shandale, in your lifetime.
Synonyms: intelligent, bright, brilliant, knowing, quick-witted, smart, intellectual
by E.Castile October 18, 2013
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