surging sanders

Noun. One who cums out of nowhere.

Bernie: I had a hell of a night.
Martin: What happened?
Bernie: I was chilling with Monica and she bent over to get the popcorn bowl.
Martin: What happened then?
Bernie: I was a surging sanders. The ass was too fat.

by The Tall Bear August 23, 2016

Surge

A drop dead sexy person, who loves getting laid and never disappoints. Great in bed and has suave techniques when the lights go out. Always joking around and is a bit of a show off, but everyone still loves him. He is ready to do things no matter what time of day and always does them to perfection.

Kate: You'll never guess what happened last night?
Linda: What?
Kate: Surge went all the way with me, and it was the best time I've ever had
Linda: Find me a Surge, please...

by ynaunshur September 4, 2021

Surging Sanders

The act of cumming out of nowhere.

"I heard that Hillary was getting pretty frisky until Bill pulled a Surging Sanders!"

by surgingsanderz October 7, 2016

Surging Sanders

An early morning erection caused by the release of polls showing Bernie Sanders gaining significant ground in the 2016 presidential race.

(After waking up to a 23 point swing towards Bernie/away from Hillary) Holy shit, I love waking up to a

Surging Sanders.

by FeelTheBern2016 September 17, 2016

hate surge

The opposite of a love surge. When you have so much hatred for someone you feel like your going to explode.

My ex boyfriend showed up to my house and screamed rape. I’m having a hate surge.

by Neve Nilly November 2, 2023

Dirt surge

Noun Definition 1: A period during a dust bowl in which a person's house is Covered out and partially inside (the floor at

Minimal of 2 ft on the floor

My house has had a dirt surge, and I barely made it out.

by Themilofiles September 15, 2017

surging sanders

When someone comes out of nowhere

Hillary did not see the surging sanders coming.

by The1whopwns October 10, 2016