ex-fucking-spand

The act of placing a 'fucking' in the middle of a word to create a feeling of urgency or to make a point.

Ex-fucking-spand 'ed version!

Boss: Re-fucking-locate those folders!
Employee: 'Sounds important, better get that done!'

Regular version!

Boss: Relocate those folders!
Employee: It can probably wait until I finish this game of minesweeper.

by Extralongostrich August 20, 2013

spanard

An individual of hispanic ancestry with below-average intelligence. Originates from descriptive of residents of much-maligned Northen New Mexico town of Espanola or, in local parlance, Spana, whose residents frequently are the butt of derogatory jokes. A simple spaniard.

Anthony is a typical spanard - one time that simple vato was cruising and he got lost because the lights on the Sonic sign were out and he didn't know when to turn around.

by Hilltopper December 15, 2008

spanapple

An offensive name for somebody who can't cook

Me: Simon you big spanapple
Simon: I can cook apples in a pan if i wonna got a prob?!?!

by fionna April 22, 2006

Spandolage

The biggest fear of a programmers

I can't handle all the spandolage we need to develop.

by pessimistic_developer April 15, 2020

Spandan

Spandan is a very soft and humane person who understands your problems. He is good at topics related to wildlife, flora and fauna etc. However, he sucks at math. But,overall, he is a good person. He is also very clumsy.

Oh yeah! Did I forget to tell you he is also gay?

Joe: Spandan is love, Spandan is life.

by eeyayaCoolGuy20 November 22, 2019

Spanda

An overweight white girl wearing black leggings/spandex - spandex + panda = spanda.

Emily: Shit son, Spanda alert, ten o clock.

Chris: God, look at that cow! Who the hell sold her leggings? You can see her fat rolls falling over the top!

by EmSlice December 19, 2008

shpants

A cross between shorts and pants

I'm wearing shpants and you're not, hahahahaha!

by Anonymous March 24, 2003