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Rosetta Stoned

When you get so stoned, you start speaking another language.
Hey dude, we smoked too much last night, we got rosetta stoned and spoke Arabic!
by PhilChill March 14, 2019
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get stoned with two birds

To put off several different tasks at once, usually to smoke some weed. Can also refer to the state of lethargy that typically accompanies such activity.
Instead of paying the rent and going to class, I decided to get stoned with two birds and smoke a joint.
by themilkmantrink August 24, 2011
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philosopher stoned

Being in a deep state of thought as a result of consuming marijuana
"How high were you last night?"
"I was philosopher stoned"
by Carpet52 February 23, 2020
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two joints stoned

Two joints stoned is when you quite stoned but theres definitely room for more weed
Man 1: you look stoned
Man 2: ye man but im only two joints stoned
Man1 : well skin the fuck up man

I dont leave the house until im two joints stoned.
by frogpubes October 4, 2013
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sun stoned

after laying out in the sun for so long everything starts to look different and you feel...stoned. Not actually stoned, just the feeling. Also that point in laying out in the sun where you become extremely unaware of what is going on around you and you pretty much don't care.
I was so sun stoned yesterday I didn't even notice the sharks!
by lilalikessummer May 28, 2006
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rolling stoned

The greatest drug-induced experiance I have ever tried. You feel as if no matter what happens everything will somehow work aut and you keep telling people that but no one understands. But you don't care, because your a rolling stone.
Last night I dropped two E-bombs aand smoked a dub with some bids... I was trippin balls. In a very good way. I was rolling stoned and I loved it.
by Being sober is for the weak April 12, 2007
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love stoned

So much in love that you give the impression of being stoned.
Such as giggling uncontrollably and or dazed/dreamy
Girl:hey...

Dood: *LOL*

or

Girl:Hey...

Dood:wah..?

Dood2:hey man, you must be love stoned or sumthin?
by wesley dye October 12, 2007
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